WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[tv horror]

What about the insidious Dr Fu Manchu,
There was not much that he could not do,
So while I was being tortured on his rack,
I tackled  the subject of a limerick attack,
He was very polite until another turn made him go blue.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            Arcane, and, vile,
            It's taken, awhile;
           GOD save the poor devil, who has that mark beastowed!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             COUNT DRACULA decided, to take a new VAMPIRE BRIDE,
             From the Mid-West U.S., so, He chose KENTUCKY FRIED;
             A Real Beauty, was she - HOT DANG!
             Alas, she was sans teeth, so, NO FANGS;
             Arising, UNDEAD; her dentures fell, out! Embarrassed, she CRIED!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            The MONSTER lumbered, on, through the gloomy FOREST,
            'Til he ended, up, in the Funeral Vault, with DR. PRETORIUS,
            Wanting, only, a BRIDE; FRIEND; MATE;
            One little catch - She'd, always, be LATE,
            A DEATH, worse, than FATE, she'd know, at the Hand, of BORIS!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               There, once, was a GHOUL, named SAM,
               Who reduced, all, of his victims, to SPAM,
               Not, like, The SPAM, on COMPUTERS;
               He, also, kept Ads, from HOOTERS,
               & FRANKENSTEIN pics, of the EXPLODING DAM!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

The baron is beginning to look like a shaggy dog,
But bless his werewolf hide he is the limericks main cog,
Without his continued rhyming thrust,
This thread would end up in the dust,
Leaving us mere mortals feeling about in the UMA fog.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

             SPECIAL THANKS, to OUR BROTHER, MAURICE!

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        There, once, was an evil MONSTER, MOE,
        Who, if you'd catch him, by the TOE,
        Down, in ol' Hoot 'n' HOLLER,
        Would throw you a silver DOLLAR,
        If you'd let him go... once released, he'd GLOW!

       { He was born, in the '70's, where he modeled, for AURORA! }

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There, once, was a MEDIUM, renowned, for telepathy,
              Who knew when his friends would be struck, with leprosy,
              His own nose blew, off,
              When he started, to cough,
              Now, he's pushing up daisies, as well as, other sweet posies.

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          It's, just, another typical SATURDAY IN THE PARK;
          I'm being chased, by JASON VOORHEES; what a LARK!
          That Big Guy, with the mean MACHETE,
          Wants, to chop, me, into SPAGHETTI,
          I'd rather kiss a YETI, than be filled, with TERROR, STARK!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

A Pleasure as always Tim, I live to serve.


The creature fought them all because he was mean,
From foot soldiers to tanks but none could make it lean,
However there was one brave soul with some mercy,
It was a little girl whom the town knew as Marcy,
She went to the creatures feet and shouted it's to early for Halloween,

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             QUASIMODO announced, that, he had had, enough;
             His misshapen appearance had made his life, too rough,
             With the operation's success,
             He was, rather, perplexed,
             To be jeered, as THE HUNCH-LACK, OF NO-MORE FAME!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          COUNT DRACULA, swirled, out, of the mist, in the bog;
          Misjudging his footing, he slipped, on a leaping bullfrog,
          Into the swamp, DRAC went "KER-SPLAT!"
          Amidst mud, goop, and, slime, He sat;
          In fuming frustration, The VAMPIRE howled, like, a dog!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         The Month, of AUGUST, now, spirals, to an August CLOSE,
         September, soon, will be A-HEAD, by Ye Proverbial NOSE,
         The JACK-O'-LANTERN'S SMILE and EYES,
         Will be, for UMA-ers, OCTOBER'S SURPRISE,
         Then, again, on, to DECEMBER'S End; that's how, A.D. 2010, GOES!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                There, once, was an Italian VAMPIRE, PASQUALE,
                Who'd attack his victims, in Medieval BACK ALLEYS,
                Even, GARLIC suited His Noble Epicurean TASTE,
                He'd slurp BLOOD, like, it was TOMATO PASTE,
                SO, AVOID HIM, LIKE, THE PLAGUE, BY GOLLY!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

Igor decided to go it alone,
Firstly he needed the plans on loan,
He would impress his old master,
With a creature made of plaster,
The rain came and melted his prize with a groan.