WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[long live kong]

There was a machine, that in the blink of an eye,
could teleport a man from New York to Shanghai,
whilst testing his device,
the inventor paid a price,
behold the beast with the trunk of a man, and the head of a FLY!

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[tv horror]

The vampire was eyeing the man's throat,
Maybe I'll get him when he sleeps I hope,
Oh I can't wait my tongue it burns,
Wait he begins to close his eyes as he turns,
Drat I just remembered who's going to row the boat.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        A pleasure, to be joined, by TV HORROR & LONG LIVE KONG,
        Adding their TWO LIMERICK CENTS, as we move, along,
        To see our readership reach one + Million, strong,
        What Bliss, to have our names, enshrined, among,
        Why, just, the raw potential, fills my MONSTER-KID Heart, with Song!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[long live kong]

  In vast, abysmal trenches,
 too deep for human eyes,
 where net or camera cannot reach,
 where serpents surely hide,
 where every dive reveals new creatures,
 of fantastic, uncanny design,
 I wait with childlike wonder,
 at what secrets we may find.
 For those who dream of alien worlds,
 they could look closer to home,
 at the murky depths of our open seas,
 the original twilight zone!
 
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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

LLK,
   A LIMBER-KICK, of beautiful, wise Thought, depicted, rather, than a LIMERICK; yet{i}, EXQUISITE,  and, MOST WELCOME, None-the-less, my BROTHER!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             There, once, was a UMA LIMERICK THREAD,
             Impossible, to kill, 'cos it is UNDEAD,
             'Tis a MONSTER you can't FIGHT,
             'Cos it has FANGS, that BITE,
             Happily, this, is another one, BLOOD-READ!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 26933 times)
Only 67 readers needed, to induce the birth, of 27,000! THANK YOU, ALL, BELOVED UMA READERS!

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               We've arrived, at a WHOPPING PAGE, SEVENTY-SEVEN,
               Indeed, all, of our LIMERICKS are reminiscent, of HEAVEN,
               Wholesome CLASSIC MONSTER FUN,
               Forget the gun, if you run, with a PUN,
               Our visceral weapon, to make your brain-salad LEAVEN!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[long live kong]

A dutiful sheriff, by the name of Brody, set sail with a wily old skipper,
to rid his island of a troublesome fish, a most ravenous, beastly critter,
a shark with a grisly favourite food,
of bikini babes and surfer dudes,
but alas, blown to smithereens, like a rocket-propelled kipper!!

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~~~~ Dear Baron, I thank you, for your kind, encouraging words! ~~~~

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

        ~~~~ Dear Baron, I thank you, for your kind, encouraging words! ~~~~

Dear Brother, LONG LIVE KONG,
   You remind me, of my old friend, HANNIBAL LECTER.
   His MOTTO: "STAND AND DE-LIVER!"
   You did, again, in your JAWS LIMERICK Tribute!

    Cannily devised, with descriptive insight, throughout; HOWEVER, your Punch-Line ROCKED!
"but alas, blown to smithereens, like a rocket-propelled kipper!!" left me, in a fit, of laughter!
THANK YOU!!!!
                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

With a Hell bent shriek,
She left others feeling meek,
Who could this be to make the grade,
I'll give you a clue she played a famous maid,
She was Una O'Connor with a nose for a beak.

In honour of a fellow Belfast native.

[long live kong]

Norman Bates was a troubled boy, with a complex like no other,
if Sigmund Freud were to pick his brain, he'd quickly run for cover,
without any friends or a spouse,
he lived in an old spooky house,
with the withered stuffed remains, of his late tyrannical mother!!

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Spiffily splendiforous! LLK! You master BATES' lore, like, a Trooper!

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                    On a Picnic, went RENFIELD & FRITZ, that odd, rare, PAIR,
                    French Flies & Fire-roasted foot-longs, their chosen FARE,
                    Renfield drank BLOOD,
                    Fritz, the usual SUDS,
                    DRAC & FRANKIE appeared & gave them a GHOULISHLY GOOD SCARE!

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                                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            MINA was no dog; she was loved, by JONATHAN HARKER,
            Under DRACULA'S thrall, she became a Wolfish BARKER,
            Van HELSING remedied the SITUATION;
            Took MINA, on a TRANSYLVANIA VACATION,
            Treated DRACULA, to a STAKE Dinner, lest, he go BERSERKER!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               There, once, was a MUMMY, whose fiendish wrath,
               Was, to drown, all, of his foes, in a boiling bath,
               As his next victim, I was no fool,
               When I saw his "mystic pool",
               I tossed him, in, instead - "instant mud-pie!" I laughed!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         Giant Reptiles have, always, gotten the short end, of the stick,
         The Silver Screen has used them, to provide kids, with kicks,
         We marvel, at their atrocious power,
         At their jaws and claws, we cower;
         They prove no match, for humans, as they were thick, as a brick.

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.