WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 15, 2010, 02:04:56 AM

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Some Actors earn respect; whilst, at others, some scoff,
Talent vs. Personality, an Issue debated, by learned Profs.,
Some actors, superbly, have both,
Some, have neither, which we loathe,
Howe'er, the Thespic Breed's Best, was BORIS KARLOFF!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 15, 2010, 05:37:03 PM

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This is the 75th page, that, we're on;

MONSTER Limericks adorn every one,

There appears, to be no end, in sight,

{Doesn't that give you frights?!}

Share your insights, with olde BARON Von!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 16, 2010, 07:42:59 AM

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There was a Limerick, about CLASSIC MONSTERS;
It drove the UNIVERSAL MONSTER ARMY BONKERS!
GENERAL TERRY went so MAD,
He left his MINNESOTA PAD;
Last seen, snockered, in a HARD ROCK Bar, in YONKERS!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

tv horror · August 16, 2010, 07:31:15 PM

One of our members is under the weather,
And I know from reports he's as light as a feather,
The unknown primate is his UMA name,
Let us all wish him a great recovery all the same,
one way or the other he will rise out of his cushy leather.

Get well soon, my friend

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 16, 2010, 10:43:21 PM

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There's a UMA Soldier, named, UNKNOWN PRIMATE,

Who, truth be told, has been miserable, of late,

But, like, the Phoenix, arising, from ashes,

Or, most ape-ropo, yer Fadder's moustaches,

He's, now, on the mend, and, shall, soon, feel great!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 17, 2010, 08:32:22 AM

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A BELA-ted HAPPY HEAVEN-BIRTH, MASTER LUGOSI!
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'Twas the Death-day, #54, of the Late BELA LUGOSI,
Who's Film Career, We have followed, most closely,
From COUNT DRACULA, on,
{He was called, "POPS", by LON},
This Wine-glass, I raise, to his Memory, in Honourable Toast, LEE!

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As I was about to sign out, after this LIMERICK, I noticed the uncanny synchronicity, of the ever-changing Banner:
Quote of the moment:
The spider spinning his web for the unwary fly. The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield. - Dracula

So, I just had to include it, in this serendipitous remembrance... and, yes, LEE is CHRISTOPHER LEE, who assumed the DRACULA Mantle, in the same year, as BELA'S Mortal Departure, from The Stage Terrestrial...

EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

long live kong · August 17, 2010, 09:49:59 PM

The doctor's creation longed for a bride,
to bring him peace, only love could provide,
but his romantic ambition,
would end in attrition,
a manmade broken heart, and a monsters hurt pride.

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On being nosy, I have learned some information,
that TV horror has a unique, Irish limerick qualification,
an interesting fact,
that I find rather apt,
his profile states that Belfast, is his current location!

tv horror · August 18, 2010, 12:44:11 AM

Long live Kong is right,
It would take a very long flight,
To view me in my habitat,
Limerick's abound this and that,
On the Emerald isle I now take plight.

P.S
You're not nosy, you've just come up smelling like a posy, and in my book that's just rosy!

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 19, 2010, 12:11:46 AM

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The CREATURE, from, out, yon BLACK LAGOON, didst spring;
To capture yon Human female; to Mate - 'twas his thing;
This story may seem fishy,
As gossip, 'tis, still, dishy,
He was, not, washy-wishy, too bad, he didn't offer her a ring!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 20, 2010, 12:07:04 AM

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There, once, was a GHOST, named, VISCOUS LOUIE,
Whose ECTOPLASM, 'tis said, is, unbelievably, GOOEY;
So, at the stroke of MID-NIGHT,
You'd best get, out, of SIGHT,
Lest, you be SLIMED, at that time, by this sound: "KER-PLOOIE!!!"

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 20, 2010, 08:19:18 AM

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I sing, a sad ODE, to this hot day, of AUGUST 20,
Of SUMMERTIME'S Number, remaining, not, MANY;
In Memory, from my "PERSONAL STASH",
I prized, most, THE MONSTER BASH,
Most Memorable, that CHAPMAN; our own, UNCLE BENNY!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 21, 2010, 08:43:33 PM

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I read, about a devilish GIANT CRAB, that invaded ALASKA,
Whose vile RAMPAGE, took that poor State, to TASK-A!
Those folks' Moms didn't raise no FOOLS,
They heated, up, an OLYMPIC-SIZED POOL;
Boiled IT, into CRAB-CAKES; saved ITS SHELL, to make MASK-A!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

tv horror · August 22, 2010, 02:09:36 AM

The wicked witch of the West,
Was far scarier to that I can attest,
Than that pink floozy Glenda,
At times she was more like Glen than Glenda,
However Ed Wood would win hands down without a vest.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 22, 2010, 11:18:10 AM

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We've seen, how, The WICKED WITCH, OF THE EAST,
On DOROTHY & TOTO, wished, that, she could FEAST,
To DOROTHY'S House, she tried, to DROP, IN,
But, The HOUSE, pinned her, down, for The WIN,
Curled her, into Oblivion; her RUBY SLIPPERS, Proof, of DE-FEET!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG · August 23, 2010, 09:13:46 AM

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We keep plugging, on, without much activity,
This niche, of threads, unmoved, since yesterday,
'Twas a late Summer's Sunday,
Too lazy, to research PUN-PLAY,
So, onward, we plow, with our LIMERICK Proclivity!

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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.