WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           There once was a ZOMBIE, unnamed,
           Who's appetite was, likewise, untamed,
           He would devour your spleen
           With ravenous hunger, mean,
           But, his favourite portion was brain - duh!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              Me Most Favourite 'Oliday is ALL-HALLOWS'-E'EN,
              Dressed, up, for It, long, before I was a Teen,
              Been ev'ry FAMOUS MONSTER, in the Book,
              'Ad I pictures, you could, all, 'ave a Look;
              Oft-times, I'm me Clown-self: LUCKY OLDE BEANE!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There was, once, a very odd Witch, named Mitch,
              Who's magickal potions, always, gave him an itch,
              Hideous allergies, so, severe,
              That, rash spread, ear-to-ear,
              An atypical glitch, which forced him, to live, in a ditch.

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

At long last he was caught the notorious Fly,
Saved from the pressing machine he didn't die,
The authorities threw the book at him,
And sentenced him to death at a whim,
There was some good news his cellmate was Dwight Frye!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            There, once, was a MONSTROUS, SLIMY, TOAD,
            Whose HORRID SALIVA, solid steel could corrode,
            He dissolved Infrastructures,
            An Electrical System, he punctured...
            A Great CONDUCTOR, he discovered his fate, ill-bode!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

That Jennifer was something of a hottie
But she ate her friends' organs, and acted naughty
So her BFF became a real hater
and decided to eviscerate her.
Now you don't need to waste time watching JENNIFER'S BODY

[Crazy1van]

When Rabbi Lowe created his Homonculus
he never intended it to be one of us
He just wanted to save the Jews
from the emperor's bigoted views
But Der Golem rampaged and raised quite a fuss

[Crazy1van]

Rhoda Penmark was really a BAD SEED
The charming child lived only for greed
She killed a classmate and at least two others
till she was poisoned by her own sweet dear mother
But all she wanted was for Claude Daigle to concede

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                  HEX-CELLENT CONTRIBUTIONS, DEAR FELLOW!

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              There has, now, returned, our Brother, CRAZY IVAN,
              We'll, no longer, be sad, nor, tears, will we be CRYIN';
              We've missed him, DREADFULLY,
              And, all, of his LIMERICK MEDLEY,
              WELCOME HOME, My BROTHER, Your Colours, we're FLYIN'!!!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Gaston Morrell's puppet shows were quite thrillin'
But his paintings were haunting, and chillin'
Not because he was weird
did they call him BLUEBEARD
Rather, it was habit of lady killin'

[Crazy1van]

Thanks, Baron; good to be back 
I thank you and others for taking up my slack
This is just one of my stops
whilest I'm on the run from the cops
At least till the next full moon I'll be harder to track

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           There, once, was an ACTOR, named BELA,
           Who rings a bell, as a most remarkable fella;
           No desire, to be, out-classed,
           By TV HORROR, from BELFAST,
           The BATS, in BELA'S Belfry, made him a great story-tella!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

I've now made it into prose,
What an honour my chest grows,
Thank you oh great and mighty Tim,
And even better news the return of Ivan all trim,
As Stan Lee once exclaimed excelsior our fair wind also blows.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                 Hatred is the MONSTER, of deformed proportion,
                 September 11th, a day, of most tragic distortion,
                 9 years, it has ruled our Psyche;
                 We've coped, & grown, most likely,
                 Beyond the fear, that plays, upon sympathetic extortion.

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

To Kevin McCarthy I would like to sing his praise,
What a great performer and so full of grace,
His iconic yell they're comin,
Would have heartrates strummin,
God rest ye merry gentleman all glasses raise.

Rest in peace Kevin and I thank you for all the times I've enjoyed your work.