WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             FRANKENSTEIN'S New BRIDE, wouldn't kiss Her Mate,
             She didn't know, much, save, she'd, not, accept this Fate;
             A Victim, of innocent Distortion,
             She blew the Issue, out, of Proportion,
             So, did Her sad GROOM - BOOM! Change Her mind? TOO LATE!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                   She, really, didn't like being a VAMPIRE;
                   The lust, for Blood, made her perspire,
                   DRACULA'S DAUGHTER,
                   Really burnt her Father;
                   Ashes-to-ashes, on a FUNERAL PYRE!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            A weekend, away; to find, that, down the list, we've fallen,
            Arrived home, moments, ago; I hear the computer callin',
            2 days, we wandered fossil shops,
            Viewing Trilobites, to Triceratops;
            Back, now, to: FRANKENSTEIN, VAMPIRES & WEREWOLVES Maulin'!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

The Baron has a limerick pang,
That won't go away dang,
So with this one as a pun,
He'll feel at home what fun,
Well it sure beats him with a broken fang.

[tv horror]

I might be a bit of a bore,
But at least I don't snore,
While writing the odd rhyme,
As it sure beats the daily grime,
And makes it hard for others to ignore.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

My indubitably, Dubliny, double-trouble, toiling bubble, tolling Brother, TV HORROR:
... THANKS, for ye royal input!

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                 I tuned, in, tonight, as : (Read 26262 times),
                 Which, in & of itself, is quite a melodic rhyme,
                 WARNING: Irish Limericks A-borning;
                 In Knighty-night, or mourning morning,
                 This Topic, to pick, a peck, o' trouble, always, Blows, up, MIMES!

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                                                INSCRUTABLE!
                                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
               TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

The Baron comes off with some great vocabulary,
And one of these days arrested by the constabulary,
Kicking and screaming he will go,
While I laugh at his great show,
Making the number one werewolf a Talbot called larry.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             There, once, was a nasty Fellow, named HYDE,
             Who took his "Better Half", on a Wild Ride;
             He murdered DR. JEKYLL, then,
             Which brought, about his own end,
             ... So, much, for the Blind, Raging, evil, of PRIDE!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Although my Mister Hyde side may reek,
I have been told my good side is very sleek,
So if you should approach me,
It will be courteous to you I'll be,
While on bathnight you should hear me shriek.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                 A SWAMP-MONSTER crawled, onto LAND,
                 Saying, that, ITS name was FERDINAND,
                 HOLLYWOOD made the Movie,
                 Of Its Life Story, quite, GROOVY,
                 Yet, I read, that, the sequel was CANNED.

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There, once, was a GHOUL, named RASTUS,
              And, we'd answer whatever he'd asked us;
              With FANGS and CLAWS, MEAN,
              He'd eat, up, your SPLEEN,
              Of, all, MONSTERS, ol' RASTUS was FASTEST!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                    FRANKENSTEIN'S BRIDE was "born" no BIMBO,
                    'Tho' she stood, tall, with her arms, all, akimbo,
                    She wouldn't, ever, "put out",
                    For that green-skinned Lout,
                    'Cos Her DOC, had a lock, on her Heart; ONLY, HIM, BRO!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
            TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           THE MUMMY lisped: "You can run, but, you cannot hide!"
           Shame, on me, for re-awakening him; 'twas due, to my pride,
           I cannot, now, undo the evil, of the Mystic Spell;
           Vile Incantation, which hath wrought a living hell,
           So, I appealed, to ISIS: as he melted, into dust, he cried!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          There, once, was SHERLOCK, a most famous Detective;
          He'd investigate clues, to discover what was defective,
          DR. WATSON, his droll sidekick,
          Oft, seemed, thick, as a brick.
          Was it, only, an "elementary" trick, to gain better perspective?

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

An actor has a lot of fine tricks to hone,
Thats why his agent gets called on the phone,
So if they need those fine chiseled features,
They'll ask around the acting teachers,
But in the end they all want Basil Rathbone.