Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Scatter]

Check out the fence, it's tore up! They really went out of their way to make this look real. A unique Christmas yard decoration. How's this for a Christmas yard decoration? The site is near the Oak Creek Bridge on the St. Michael's Road [MD 33]. The folks who own the property always have eye-catching displays celebrating various 'holidays' through the year... this year for Yuletide they have certainly outdone themselves!

Merry Christmas

Freaking LOVE that!!

[Scatter]

Oh MAN that's funny!! Thanks Dave!!

[RedKing]

[FACTO2]

Keyboard for old retired guys.   

[Unknown Primate]

HA HA! 

[Halloween Jeff]

laughing...I know where the porn sites are, but where are the sites for pirating music now that P2P are gone?

lol

[Scatter]

laughing...I know where the porn sites are, but where are the sites for pirating music now that P2P are gone?

lol

You can rip MP3s right off the YouTube videos for almost any song you can think of. At least until Obama's Storm Troopers shut 'er down.

[Unknown Primate]

I haven't downloaded any groovy tunes since Limewire was shut down -  I need to find another site like that!

[FACTO2]

[RedKing]

[Fester]

A MAN BOUGHT HIS WIFE A CEMETERY PLOT FOR CHRISTMAS.

THE NEXT YEAR HE BOUGHT HER NOTHING.

HEY!
COMPLAINED THE ANGRY WIFE,
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T BUY ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT THIS YEAR?

YOU DIDN'T USE THE PRESENT I GOT YOU LAST YEAR,
SAID THE HUSBAND

[Unknown Primate]

 

[Fester]

ALL THE MALE FROGS WERE SITTING AROUND ON THEIR LILY PADS, TRILLING IN THE POND, HOPING TO ATTRACT FEMALE FROGS.

YOU COULD HEAR THE FROG TRILLING FOR MILES AROUND.

HEY, SAID ONE FROG TO ANOTHER, THERE'S HARRY AND MARTHA. HOW COME HARRY'S SO QUIET?

WELL, HARRY AND MARTHA HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS NOW, SAID THE SECOND FROG.

YEAH, SAID THE FIRST FROG, I GUESS THE TRILL IS GONE...

[charp13]

  Ha!!! I didn't see that one coming, Fester!  Best Frog Joke Ever!   
I am so thankful for this topic!    Keep em' coming!

[Fester]

Charp13
This is the only other frog joke I Know:

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant "I mean, what is this?"

So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."