Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[FACTO2]

Drinking and Driving...

As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I thought I would share this experience about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some shots.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

[Monsters For Sale]

Drinking and Driving...

As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I thought I would share this experience about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some shots.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

Why didn't you just ask one of the screaming elementary school kids in the back?

Padarump!

[Unknown Primate]

Doesn't a man with a cane tilt at windmills whether he wants to or not?

It kind of depends on which hand is holding the cane.  He could be tilting away.

I think you'd need a Clydesdale.
That would be a great painting!

Mike, I was in a male stripper group called "The Clydesdales"!

Dave & Gary - you guys are hilarious - at least you didn't say I should change my name to Eileene!

All this talk about Cervantes' hero brought this to mind -
Gordon Lightfoot - Don Quixote

BTW, FACTO - That was classic!!!

[charp13]

Wait...what??? All this talk about clydesdales and bus-jacking!  You guys keep my spirits high!     Thanks for the laughs...even though some of it goes right over my head!

[Scatter]

Drinking and Driving...

As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I thought I would share this experience about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some shots.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.

HA!

[FACTO2]

Jenny...

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied, 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse called.'   

[Unknown Primate]

HAAAAAAAAA!

[Unknown Primate]

Two guys walk into a bar - the third one ducks.

[Unknown Primate]

Two necrophiliacs are out taking a walk, when they see a mortuary.  One of them says to the other, "Wanna stop in and have a cold one?"

[Gillfan]

Check out the fence, it's tore up! They really went out of their way to make this look real. A unique Christmas yard decoration. How's this for a Christmas yard decoration? The site is near the Oak Creek Bridge on the St. Michael's Road [MD 33]. The folks who own the property always have eye-catching displays celebrating various 'holidays' through the year... this year for Yuletide they have certainly outdone themselves!

Merry Christmas

[Fester]

They have an F-104 as a yard ornament?!?!?

How cool is that!

[Fester]

A priest, a nun and a  rabbi walk into a bar.


The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

[Fester]

[Fester]

[Scatter]

Two necrophiliacs are out taking a walk, when they see a mortuary.  One of them says to the other, "Wanna stop in and have a cold one?"

HA!!!!!!