Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

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[The Batman]

Someone is supposed to believe this is NOT a bad photoshopped photo???  

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[Zackuth]

At a local bar downtown the owner and bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1000 bet.  The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand the lemon to the patron.  Anyone who could squeeze two more drops of juice out of it, would win the money.  Many people had tried over the years: weightlifters, truck drivers, oilfield workers, professional sportsmen, etc., and nobody had ever been able to do it.

One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit.  He sat down, ordered a glass of draft and started looking around the bar.  After reading the sign on the wall about the lemon challenge, he said in a small voice: "I was just reading your sign, and I'd like to try the bet."  After the laughter had died down, the bartender said: "Okay."

The bartender grabbed a lemon and squeezed the heck outta it and then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow.  The crowd's laughter soon turned to total silence as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked the little man: "Do you mind if I ask what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"

The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the IRS."