WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               I honor, KONG, your rhyming determination,
               With gibberish glee and profound celebration!!!
               Your offered rap,
               Altho', hardly crap,
               Defies the essence, of chronic Limerick constipation!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

WICKED LESTER,
   I recall that little epic... can't remember the mag, however, thanks, for your ghoulish input!
# 26,000 - BINGO!
Now, Onward!... to # 27,000!
MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ET-CE-TE-RA!!!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

So while we continue to serve this limerick slop,
There are those that can't wait for us to drop,
So we'll keep putting them out,
And in the course we will shout,
Hurrah for the limerick thread it will never stop.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            YUM! LIMERICK SLOP! Can I have another HELPING?!
            It occurs, to me; this is, rather, much, like, WHELPING!
            We give "Birth", to these li'l CRITTERS;
            Which, spawns, in our Brethren, JITTERS!
            These DOGS won't hunt; they're just MUTTS, A-YELPING!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

So while we continue to serve this limerick slop,
There are those that can't wait for us to drop,

Is there really an element who are against our thread??
well to any naysayers I say "look elsewhere instead",
and to those who object,
take time to reflect,
we have given you fair warning: Irish Limericks lie ahead!

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

         "we have given you fair warning: Irish Limericks lie ahead!"

         SPLENDID LLK Another sterling example, of circuitous logic!

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       LONG LIVE KONG is a GOOD EGG & Subtly WITTY BLOKE,
       He turns a phrase, with the Elegance, o' the most WELL-SPOKE;
       Deftly, conjures images, TRUE,
       Nary, a syllable, doth he RUE,
       Punctuates, wisely, as he cracks jokes; leaving undisturbed YOKE!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

Baron, with your daily input, this thread, you enliven,
and good old tv horror, my inspiration, you widen,
and completing my list,
is someone we've missed,
Whatever happened to Crazy1Ivan???

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[tv horror]

1van might be crazy,
But he sure ain't lazy,
He is just having break,
It's like slamming on a brake,
Sometimes the creative juices make us hazy.

As for you Mister Kong,
I thank you for the bong,
Singing my limerick praises,
Has made my head swell like the blazes,
And now I am in a swirl admitting that something is quite wrong.

As for our dear mentor the Baron,
He is like the watchful eye of Sauron,
Guiding us to creative pastures new,
That others fear to tread but a brave few,
We should elect him instead of Chancellor Gowron.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

I once knew a fella named creepy
who by the life of me, was always so weepy
when asked why he's so deeply
he spun a tale that made me sleepy....


I once knew a painter named Scatter
who laughed ever so  like a mad hatter
he laughed so hard,that he lost control of his bladder
and sprinkled all those who walked under his ladder.....

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

   And, now, for a completely incongruent flying non-sequitor... ahhh, That's REFRESHMENT!  

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           There, once, was a Bloke, named BORIS,
           Who sang TENOR, in the UMA CHORUS,
           He hit the high notes, they say,
           Beside his Baritone partner, FJA,
           But, you couldn't see the Trees, for the FORREST!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

There once was a creature from the old lagoon,
Who took it upon himself to mate with a balloon,
Easy does it now he growled,
But when it burst he could have howled,
For deprived of his new love he headed for the nearby saloon.

[long live kong]

Wolfman was a beast of cantankerous, moody ways,
prone to vexatious fits, of wild, tempestuous rage,
this latest full-moon hitch,
was a common canine itch,
those bloodsucking ticks had given him mange!


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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

BRAVO, LLK! I winced, as I can Identify, with his plight!

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              My CASTLE is over-run, with Noisy GHOSTS, 
              Each one, GHOST-WRITING "my" LIMERICK POSTS, 
              So, any odd THREAD, 
              About THE UNDEAD, 
              Might be THEIRS, so, alas, I cannot BOAST... 

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There was a VAMPIRE, named, COUNT JIMMY-BOB;
              Noted, by the other UNDEAD, as a total SLOB,
              In a Nocturnal Dance Contest,
              He was, less, than the Best,
              Out-done, by DRAC & His Bride, in THE DANSE-MACABRE!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               "GUILTY! We'll hang you!" They said, to YGOR.
               First time failed; they weren't allowed, to do more.
               Well, old YGOR found a new "FRIEND";
               The Jury member's lives, to end,
               They'd have Hanged him, again, if they knew, what was, in store!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
          TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.