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Zackuth

#1380
August 29, 2013, 10:30:17 PM
Quote from: Count_Zirock on August 29, 2013, 10:17:35 PM



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Besides cleaning myself?
"Listen to them; the children of the night.  What music they make!"  Dracula

Count_Zirock

#1381
August 29, 2013, 10:55:49 PM


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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

#1382
August 29, 2013, 11:12:44 PM
"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Monsters For Sale

#1383
August 30, 2013, 08:35:39 AM
Quote from: Haunted hearse on August 28, 2013, 11:59:14 AM
"Get 'Big Dick' and be evvied by every boy in town"  I wonder what town they're talking about? :P

Johnsonville.

That's the place that makes all those sausages.  (Think about that the next time you buy a pack of Stadium Brats.)
ADAM

McDougals House of Horror

#1384
August 30, 2013, 09:33:28 AM
"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Count_Zirock

#1385
August 30, 2013, 03:34:01 PM


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"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

Count_Zirock

#1386
August 30, 2013, 07:01:36 PM
"That's either a very ugly woman or a very pretty monster." - Lou Costello

McDougals House of Horror

#1387
August 30, 2013, 08:09:19 PM
"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Count_Zirock

#1388
August 30, 2013, 10:13:11 PM
And we wonder how she got the way she is now! ::)

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The Batman

#1389
August 30, 2013, 11:10:31 PM
Quote from: Zackuth on August 29, 2013, 10:30:17 PM
Besides cleaning myself?

I would use my bear-strength mace spray, which I always carry. That beast would be kicked to the curb and terminated.

Count_Zirock

#1390
August 30, 2013, 11:51:51 PM
You'd mace the cute widdle doggie? :o

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McDougals House of Horror

#1391
August 31, 2013, 06:48:41 PM
Quote from: Count_Zirock on August 30, 2013, 10:13:11 PM
And we wonder how she got the way she is now! ::)

Who wonders? She thinks that's an Aurora Frankenstein kit!

"Do you know what I've got in those crates?"

Count_Zirock

#1392
August 31, 2013, 07:12:45 PM
Quote from: McDougals House of Horror on August 31, 2013, 06:48:41 PMWho wonders? She thinks that's an Aurora Frankenstein kit!
More likely, she thinks it's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, and that it's edible! ::)

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The Batman

#1393
August 31, 2013, 10:50:11 PM
Quote from: Count_Zirock on August 30, 2013, 11:51:51 PM
You'd mace the cute widdle doggie? :o

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I'd never mace ANY cute doggie. My wifey and I just enjoyed several cool doggies passing by us during our 3 mi sunset walk...cheers!

Fester

#1394
August 31, 2013, 11:03:08 PM
Quote from: Monsters For Sale on August 30, 2013, 08:35:39 AM
Johnsonville.

That's the place that makes all those sausages.  (Think about that the next time you buy a pack of Stadium Brats.)

Or worse yet: Cocktail wieners ::)
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