Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[The Batman]

A guy walked into a pharmacy and purchased a package of condoms.
The cashier asked him if he wants a bag.
The guy said "She's not that ugly"...

< boom, boom, symbol crash >

[McDougals House of Horror]

A guy walked into a pharmacy and purchased a package of condoms.
The cashier asked him if he wants a bag.
The guy said "She's not that ugly"...

< boom, boom, symbol crash >

[The Batman]

[McDougals House of Horror]

[The Batman]

"C'mon baby, do the locomotion with me, now.
You gotta swing your hips, now."

[McDougals House of Horror]

Yeah, swing this, Batman

[The Batman]

ROCKIN' OUT!   

[McDougals House of Horror]

[The Batman]

Well, at least this time around, no shotgun is needed. Just a .22 will be plenty. 

[The Batman]

zombie gnomes and gnomebies...Why I didn't I think of that first...Damn & blast!

[McDougals House of Horror]

[The Batman]

Nice find!

[Monsters For Sale]

ALTERNATIVE  MEDICINE

A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning rigidly against the wall.  "What's wrong with him?", he asks his assistant.

"He came in for cough syrup but i couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives instead"

"You idiot", said the pharmacist.  "You can't treat a cough with laxatives!!!"

"Of course you can" said the assistant.  "Look at him."  "He doesn't dare cough, now!"

[McDougals House of Horror]

[Fester]