Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[charp13]

Love that Pez dispenser- creeper!             Fester- you're my hero! I sent that vampire dentist comic to my daughter, and she's using it as her Facebook profile picture and I ended up looking cool! Eventually I'll have to reveal UMA as my source, but it feels good to be a "cool Mom" for the first time in my life   

[Fester]

 charp13:
You can remain closeted at the UMA for some time to come.
Just credit the source of the cartoon to its creator, Mike Peters, who draws Mother Goose and Grimm
http://www.grimmy.com/index.htm

Just look around on his site.  Plenty of good stuff.

[charp13]

Thanks Fester, I'll comment on her FB and tell her to check out Mike Peters' work!  Maybe he has more dentist humor she can laugh about     

[Fester]

I can relate.  I have the same problem.

[Opera Ghost]

The wife emailed this one to me

Darth Vader Thriller

[monsterphile]

Yes, I realize that this is just a joke item, but penguins are from the southern polar region and polar bears are from the northern polar region.  Except in a zoo, they never meet.  Just providing some education services in case anyone has a kid working on school project in the coming year.

Professor Rob

[Scatter]

The wife emailed this one to me

Darth Vader Thriller

HA!! That's pretty cool!!

[Scatter]

Yes, I realize that this is just a joke item, but penguins are from the southern polar region and polar bears are from the northern polar region.  Except in a zoo, they never meet.  Just providing some education services in case anyone has a kid working on school project in the coming year.

Professor Rob

Unless they are in a zoo.

Contrarian Scatter

[Scatter]

# Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!(*at*)! off and leave me alone.

# The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.

# It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

# Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

# No one is listening until you make a mistake.

# Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

# Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

# It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

# It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

# If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

# Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

# If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

# Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

# If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

# If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

# Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

# The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

# Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[Fester]

maybe a little more dental humor. . . .

[Fester]

For some reason, Aunt Louise decided she was not fond of the Lutefisk-Habanero-Curry hot dish I brought to the family reunion picnic.

[Scatter]

[Scatter]

[ChattyLMS]

Yes, I realize that this is just a joke item, but penguins are from the southern polar region and polar bears are from the northern polar region.  Except in a zoo, they never meet.  Just providing some education services in case anyone has a kid working on school project in the coming year.

Pen gu wins is prac tic ally chickens

[Halloween Jeff]

     An old man goes to see his physician, and the doctor asks the man how he's been doing.  The man replies he's been fine, and, in fact, the good Lord has been looking out for him, even turning on the light in the bathroom when he goes into pee early in the morning.  The doctor thinks about this for a minute, excuses himself, and goes into the waiting room to speak to his wife....after explaining the situation to his wife, she replies "Well, I wouldn't worry about it....on the other hand, it DOES explain who's been peeing in the refrigerator".....

bada bing, badda boom....


Bizarro Jeff