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Howler

#495
May 25, 2012, 09:52:34 PM
"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."

Fester

#496
May 26, 2012, 11:00:12 PM
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the small New England town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and idly chatting about their lives, their families, etc., when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Everyone quickly evacuated the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Do you not know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,  "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 31 years."

Halloween Jeff

#497
May 27, 2012, 08:14:25 AM
No, I'm married to his sister.....



Bizarro Jeff
Just a Halloween g uy in a normal world...

Wolf Man

#498
May 27, 2012, 10:38:10 PM
You always have such good jokes Fester. 
Even a man who is pure at heart......

Howler

#499
May 27, 2012, 11:23:52 PM
"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."

FACTO2

#500
May 27, 2012, 11:27:23 PM
(*at*) Fester.  Now that was funny!!!   :)
John Tucky
X-O Facto
http://www.xofacto.com/
"If you go through life without any expectations, you'll never be disappointed."

missdead13

#501
May 28, 2012, 03:50:58 AM
" Your future is in an oblong box "

missdead13

#502
May 28, 2012, 03:51:56 AM
" Your future is in an oblong box "

missdead13

#503
May 28, 2012, 03:53:11 AM
" Your future is in an oblong box "

Howler

#504
May 28, 2012, 09:21:33 AM
"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."

missdead13

#506
May 28, 2012, 04:12:55 PM
Quote from: Howler on May 28, 2012, 09:21:33 AM
LOL nice!!!

i know.. this is SOOOO me... lol
story of my life..me and my " stuff" . ( reminds me of that George Carlin bit he does about " stuff " )
" Your future is in an oblong box "

Howler

#507
May 28, 2012, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: missdead13 on May 28, 2012, 04:12:55 PM
i know.. this is SOOOO me... lol
story of my life..me and my " stuff" . ( reminds me of that George Carlin bit he does about " stuff " )

If it was me I'd want the hearse as well. They would have to dig a huge hole and then just drive down there and leave it there. lol  ;D
"That ain't tactics honey. That's just the beast in me."

Scatter

#508
May 28, 2012, 04:17:16 PM
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

Monsters For Sale

#509
May 28, 2012, 05:51:22 PM

Weirdest Public Toilet:






What I want to know is...  What happens at night when the inside light comes on?

ADAM
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