Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[frankenstein73]

"Think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

[BigShadow]

LITTLE JOHNNY TELLS A STORY

Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle.

Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane.  I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy..."

At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story.  Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and...

"...then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army."

[charp13]

Oh my! BigShadow, I didn't know where that story was going.... but it cracked me up big time- when it got there!!  Very funny! 

[missdead13]

[Monsters For Sale]

Suspicions confirmed.

[missdead13]

[FACTO2]

(*at*) Missdead.  Love it!!!

[Unknown Primate]

comicsasquatch1 by The Golden Gorilla, on Flickr

[Unknown Primate]

This unfortunately named lady, may or may not be related to me.  My grandfather's name was Jacob Hole.  My family claimed they didn't know if she was a relative or not.  I suspect she was.  We took this pic a few days ago.


by The Golden Gorilla, on Flickr


by The Golden Gorilla, on Flickr

By the way, I also have an Uncle Harold "Bud" Hole, who is still living.  His pals sometimes called him "Harry".  His real pals called him "Harry Bud Hole!

[charp13]

UP-  I felt like it was wrong to laugh, but I couldn't help myself! I am VERY immature, so anything having to do with "holes", "butts", etc.- is the funniest thing ever! 
I just hope none of the Holes are offended by my amusement.

[BigShadow]

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.

Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

[BigShadow]

demotivational-poster-3843 by joe92580, on Flickr

[Unknown Primate]

UP-  I felt like it was wrong to laugh, but I couldn't help myself! I am VERY immature, so anything having to do with "holes", "butts", etc.- is the funniest thing ever! 
I just hope none of the Holes are offended by my amusement.

We all laugh (in shame  ) when her name is mentioned.  Even the rest of the Holes.  Jacob was married to my sweet Irish Catholic Grandmother, Anna.  They had 12 kids, who in turn, had an average of 4 kids each!.  My cousin, who was also my tag-team partner, was named Roy A. Hole - "A" HOLE!  I used to bust his chops all the time, may he rest in peace.

I'm surprised Iona hasn't haunted me, yet!

[Monsters For Sale]

We all laugh (in shame  ) when her name is mentioned.  Even the rest of the Holes.  Jacob was married to my sweet Irish Catholic Grandmother, Anna.  They had 12 kids, who in turn, had an average of 4 kids each!.  My cousin, who was also my tag-team partner, was named Roy A. Hole - "A" HOLE!  I used to bust his chops all the time, may he rest in peace.

I'm surprised Iona hasn't haunted me, yet!

At least his first name wasn't Harold.

[Unknown Primate]

   Oh man!  All this time and I didn't think of that!!