Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[CreepysFan]

[bigbud]

The author of Lio told me about Scary Gary.

Lio is great! Now I'm gonna get into Scary Gary!   Buddy

[Fester]

This is also one of the great comics I've seen online.

http://www.paraabnormalthecomic.com/

[charp13]

CreepysFan- I'm going to have to send that one to everyone in my family!     PERFECT!
Fester- That made my day!! I was getting my hair weedwacked off my head today, and I had to hear people talk about "the glitter movie's" midnight release....for over an hour!

[Fester]

CreepysFan- I'm going to have to send that one to everyone in my family!     PERFECT!
Fester- That made my day!! I was getting my hair weedwacked off my head today, and I had to hear people talk about "the glitter movie's" midnight release....for over an hour!

You have my deepest sympathy.  That discussion should be banned as a violation of the Geneva Convention!

[FACTO2]

Warning, Blonde joke ahead.   

One winter morning a husband and wife in Rhode Island were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.
"The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to BLONDE WOMEN exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[Fester]

Several days ago as I left a meeting at the bar;I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically,I headed for the parking lot. My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen.As I burst through the door,I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location,confessed that I had left my keys in the car,and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all,"Honey,"I stammered;I always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car,and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.I thought the call had been dropped,but then I heard her voice. "Idiot", she barked,"I dropped you off!"


Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed,I said,"Well,come and get me."


She retorted,"I will,as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

Yep it's the golden years.

[Fester]

[Moonshadow]

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/nstv/2012/03/swarm-of-robot-helicopters-performs-james-bond-tune.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

Sure, it's cute now, but it's just the first step in robot Armageddon.

[FACTO2]

Oh my...

The George Takei Happy Dance

[Fester]

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied..'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented..
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

[Gillfan]

[Fester]

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

[Unknown Primate]

What an image, Dave!

A man who suffered from elephantitis of the testicles went to his doctor and asked him what he could do about it.  The doctor told him he should be committed to a mental institution.  The man asked, "Why?"

The doctor replied...

"Hell, you're half nuts!"

[FACTO2]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know $hit?