Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Fester]

 

A WARNING TO US ALL!

I NEVER KNEW THIS!

Shampoo Warning :



I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads :

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

[Illoman]

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.

I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' 

[Illoman]

Sunday's Bizarro:

[Moonshadow]

Love it! Piraro is always riffing on pop culture.

[FACTO2]

Look for it...   

[charp13]

You all are in the zone!  I had some mucho needed laughs!   
I now fully understand the new Burton film, as well 

[Fester]

[Unknown Primate]

Dave - those are GREAT!!

[Hepcat]

Sports headline of the day:

[monsterphile]

This a real ad from an old magazine:



Rob

[frankenstein73]

Must've been using  john Wayne toilet paper before.
ROUGH TOUGH AND DON'T TAKE crap OFF OF NOBODY!

[Monsters For Sale]

This a real ad from an old magazine:



Rob

I think I've located your problem:

[Unknown Primate]

OUCH!!

I've always said, a man is only as strong as his a******.

[Scatter]

Oh my...

The George Takei Happy Dance

Ironically enough, after seeing this I now support the internment of at least one Japanese American.

[Scatter]

A WARNING TO US ALL!

I NEVER KNEW THIS!

Shampoo Warning :



I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and
printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads :

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

God bless you for this miraculous discovery Dave!! Now, there's a rack of ribs with my name on it out there somewhere.