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[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah

I just played the best round of golf in my life.

ROTFLMAO

Unfortunately, I had a hard time getting it past the windmill


Speaking of which, Tiger just called

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was Tony the Tiger and he was P***ed that you havent been eating his cereal lately..

I'm taking a little trip to Florida, to visit Scatter.... 

[Scatter]

 

I just met Elvis Presley.

[Opera Ghost]

OMG!!!!!! My sides are aching!

Unfortunately he was cramming a PB & Banana sandwich down his pie hole while trying to hide from 'Scilla

Elvis wants help getting "reinstated" in the CIA

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, the airline considers the gerbil in your anus extra baggage, and they charged you another $50.

I just met Elvis Presley.

You really have a deathwish dont you?   

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the only CIA vacancy for an Elvis impersonator, or better still an actual Elvis is as an undercover rent-boy for Kim Jong IL.

I have been invited to a high school reunion....

[Scatter]

You really have a deathwish dont you?  

This is from the guy who started an entire THREAD bashing me??  

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

This is from the guy who started an entire THREAD bashing me?? 

That's OK though. I know you don't hold hard feelings. And I know you don't hold grudges. But that's little comfort to the gerbil, because you sure can hold those butt cheeks together.

I didnt start a thread Bashing you...maybe you should go back and see who started that thread....hmmmm? 
I just joined in on the fun..... 

[Scatter]

I didnt start a thread Bashing you...maybe you should go back and see who started that thread....hmmmm? 
I just joined in on the fun..... 

My bad........OK, I just made a killing in the stock market.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was on the trading floor and 500 people saw it as well as the blood trail you left leading to the broom closet you're hiding in...

I am in the hospital and this blonde nurse with a Russian accent keeps offering to bath me...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, his name is Boris, and he keep's calling you Naughty Natasha.....

I just woke up from a coma, and realized that I'm the last man on the planet.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, I've reached total enlightment, and now understand the fairer sex.



While exploring my new solitary world, I discover an old comic shop full of untouched comics books and magazines!

[long live kong]

Unfortunately due to my new understanding of the fairer sex I know to stay away from such places, as any woman worth her salt wouldn't go near a comic-book geek, even if he was the last man on earth. 

I found a note outside the comic store that read 'Survivors: meet at the town hall after nightfall'.....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

So I walked over to the town hall, and unfortunately, I found several survivors of the war savaged planet,however they were all Zombies

I could run or I could fight, so I did what any smart person would do, I ran like hell......

[long live kong]

Unfortunately some wise ass had come up with the idea of sprinting Zombies....

....so I climbed up a tree....