Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, I wasnt talking about the movie, I was looking in the mirror.....

As I pulled and pried my face from Devine's bum, I thought to myself..."There's no way this day could get worse..."

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, a heat storm rolled in, and I was struck by lightning.


I saw my life flashback before my eyes

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, you were plummeting to your DEATH, as a result of Skydiving without
a parachute, that your instuctor forgot to pack.  SMACK!!!!!!!
I discovered a new breed of ANT that has become increasingly larger. Due to
their co-evolution with humans and other
life forms..............................................

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

no wait a minute! I'm looking thru my magnifying glass, unfortunately.

As I lay there in the street, burnt to a crisp, and hear the footsteps of the zombies approaching, I can only hope for a quick painless death...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately these Zombies save the brains for last, and always start with the feet....

As the Zombies get nearer, my life begins to flash before my eyes....

[Sean]

Unfortunately, you are the Fly... and the fly part of you is seeing it's life before it's eyes..... there's a larval stage and a lot of poop eating to see..... then the Zombies eat you feet first.  Enjoy.


I just went swimming...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately...........as you were swimming, you suddenly realized the lake you are in
has deadly water Moccasins. Ouch!
Flying in from California on a 747, all of a sudden from the sky a U.F.O...................

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it saw you and *ZZZZZzzRRRRRrrrr..........ZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP*....

As the Zombies begin eating my feet, I reach into my pocket and pull out my trustyworthy swiss army knife.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfotunately, unlike the Swiss Government, it did not set YOU free, from your captors


It turns out, Zombies don't like dead animal flesh, and I was able to skidaddle over to a motorscooter

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, the scooter was leaking gas, and a line was forming across the street, where I saw the man in black toss a match.


I tossed a match down on gasoline fuse...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, a gust of wind blew some of the gas back at me, and I went up in flames,before I could toss the match.

Rob Zombie and Kerry King came over to the house today for a visit

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, they totally trashed your place. Destroyed everything valuable
or of value to you. Then when you tried to use force against 'em, Kerry did an
amazing shread guitar solo.......and your head emploded. BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

Wow, now I'm exhausted!!!
As I notice K.KING and R.Zombie destroying  Dr.Teufel Geist digs. I immediately
rush in to help and........................

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you trip over my now lifeless body lying on the ground, and fall head first into my replica guillotine..

Rob smiles evilly and grabs the katana off my wall to cut the guillotine rope lever....

[CULT of FRANKENSTEIN]

Unfortunately......with my Evil Powers, I caught Rob Z. and the guillotine on fire.
Rob and the guillotine burnt to a crisp

...........while riding in hearse on my way to Disney Land.....

[long live kong]

....I should have been excited, having always wanted to visit Disney Land. Unfortunately I was riding the hearse dead, in my coffin.

I have invented a device that can record and replay dreams....