Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it wasnt a dream....you do live in a house of chocolate in Wonka land, and unfortunately, yer an Oompa....

(Wow!! a double unfortunately)

My heart skipped a beat,when I saw her standing across the street...

[Toy Ranch]

unfortunately, I soon realized she was a he.

Ed McMahon showed up at my door with a check in hand.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, he wanted to know where the bank was, so he could cash his check...

Paris Hilton called me the other day

[long live kong]

Unfortunately she called me sad, lonely little pathetic man after I asked her out on a date....

I have just won a genuine prop from one of the Star Wars movies....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's Han Solo's jock strap...


I hear eerie voices coming from my fridge...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately they keep telling me to eat the cheese....EAT ALL THE CHEESE!...

I have been invited to a celebrity party on a luxury yacht....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's hosted by Richard Simmons and he's the only one there....
"Come on LongLiveKong...it's time to sweat to the oldies!!"

My dog just started talking to me today

[Sean]

Unfortunately, the guilt got to him and he's confessing to dry humping everything you ate in the last 3 years... (and sometimes it WASN'T 'dry' humping)...

They wanna re-make JAWS with me in it...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, they couldnt rebuild the sharks, so you will be wearing a rubber shark costume instead...




My grandmother commented on how I am such a sweet little boy

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, she had just EATEN you!!

I caught lightning bugs last night!!

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, they are evil little faeries and they damaged all yer monster stuff, cause it was fun....

Father told me if I was a good boy today, he would buy me a pony..

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it is a 40 year old Pony, has 3 legs, is blind and was raised in a Chicken coop. Answers to the name Lucky.

I have been selected for a once-in-a-lifetime trip into space by NASA....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was a new experiment they were conducting,by having you strapped to the outside of the ship....
"*SCREECH* Houston...we have a problem....*SCREECH*"

Today I bagged a huge 18 point buck...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, the ZooKeeper called the feds before I could bolt.


Norman Bates just called

[long live kong]

Unfortunately he has discovered that he was adopted and his real mother is my mother, and would like to meet up....

Blood tests have shown that I am immune to every disease known to man....