WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[mike c]

A tip of my hat to the Baron
For writing so much without swearin'
He may not be keen
If it's 'sprung', sprang' or 'spring'
But at this point I'm not really carin'!


Mike C.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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    Your generous response, MIKE C., is appreciated, and, duly NOTED! 
    Why, to bravely post a Limerick, here, is, just, like, having VOTED. 
    You SPRANG, into decisive Action, 
    Which SPRUNG, from Satisfaction, 
    With SPRING, the Main Attraction, like, a 'GATOR, in the Bayou, that, has, by you, FLOATED! 

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                 With Spring's return, UMA fields bloom, to adorn,
                 With endless rows, their crops, of demented corn,
                 Limerick puns keep a-popping;
                 MONSTER Madness: Whopping!
                 Ripening, with each, new, morsel, this thread, never, to adjourn!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

The Baron has spoken Mike C is officially floated,
Mike's limericks are here to be corroded,
With Spring on the air,
We here on the forum don't care,
For Mike has posted and our pride has made him bloated.

[Crazy1van]

I don't get all this talk of Spring, Out here it's still quite chilly
To speak thusly while shivering, I'd go running willy-nilly
Though I'll soon no longer be afloat
I know that I'll be needing a coat
When departing my boat with my clothing in tote all these words that I've wrote will seem silly

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              When Spring turns, into Summer, for CRAZY IVAN,
              He'll be doing, far, more, than, merely, survivin',
              His time, afloat, done,
              No more, "BOAT FUN"
              Our WEREWOLF Son-Of-A Gun, will be THRIVIN'!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           The Scene: a BAR, with olde Friends, FRANKIE, DRAC, and, LARRY,
           Out, for an evening's festivities, to, simply, relax, and, tarry,
           FRANKIE stole the scene,
           In his Shades, of GREEN;
           DRAC flew the coop, as The Full Moon rose: Things got REALLY HAIRY! 

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                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                  TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             Try, as he might, THE INVISIBLE MAN found, that, he couldn't tan;
             The Sunbeams, just, passed, through him, like, wind, through a fan,
             His impressive physique,
             Would be pale and bleak,
             So, he tried a fake tanning lotion, but, it sweat, off, when he ran.

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                                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                          TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                 COUNT DRACULA gave RENFIELD'S neck a TWEAK,
                 Which rendered him, unable, to breathe, or, SPEAK,
                 He'd botched DRAC'S vile PLAN,
                 With MINA, firmly, in HAND,
                 He died, as he fell, down CARFAX' steps, with, nary, a SQUEAK!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
            TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Erik was commonly known as the Opera Ghost
A fan of the arts, he truly loved Christina the most
To perfect her voice he trained her
but when she got scared he restrained her
And in the end the Phantom, like his love, got burnt like toast

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            KHARIS shambled, about, following orders, on one good leg,
            To fulfill the wrath, of OSIRIS, when His Priests would beg,
            TANA Leaves, nine; steeped, at Full moon, as Tea,
            Was, all, it took, to set THE MUMMY PRINCE, free,
            That, he failed, so, often, proved, to be, upon his wrinkled face, an egg!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           We're, now, broken TWELVE THOUSAND Readers, on this Limerick thread,
           Proving, that, the UMA Troops, are CRAZY{like, IVAN}, as well as UNDEAD!
           Today; we've infected This MONSTERS' ARMY,
           Tomorrow; The Whole World will go BARMY,
           As Limerick Monsters fill the Frightened Populace, with  Uncanny DREAD!

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                                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                 TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Crikey, but that's a lot of readers
Luckily we host such competent leaders
Packy, Meek, and Terry brought this thread to life
while poets like Tim, Maurice, and Mike cut like a knife
with their sharp wits, they impress THIS bottom-feeder!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

DEAR UMA FANG-MILY,
... To dredge, up, an olde phrase, from the fabled '60's, as a Limerick Punch-line, to a Silent Era Film:

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               A Great CHANEY Make-Up, "THE MAN, IN THE BEAVER HAT",
               A Classic VAMPIRE; frozen, evil, leering smile; with eyes, that,
               Are dead, yet, alive, with malice;
               Inhabiting some spooky olde Palace,
               His film, lost; yet, photos, still, prove, that, LON knew "where it's at"!

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                                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                 TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Lugosi's Dracula had three beautiful brides,
As midnight chimed poor Renfield into sleep he slides,
Unaware of the danger he was to face,
Slowly they moved towards him with grace,
Saved only from their lustful thirst as the Count from the veranda glides.