WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                    MAURICE, again, is in "Two minds, today",
                    Sort, of a double-blind study, in Galway,
                    Double-talk, both, in Brogue,
                    Never, goes, out, o' vogue,
                    "Croí Cultúrtha na hÉireann"*, as they say!
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                      *Ireland's Cultural Heart
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,     
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         TV HORROR, a.k.a., MAURICE, lives, in "The Land o' The Shamrock",
         'Twas amongst me Ancestral Homes, too; so, I'd be loathe, to mock,
         Whereas, TV Dinosaur, BARNEY,
         Fills me head full, o' Blarney,
         Yet, filled, the most, is our Host, Gen'l. TERRY, who's dressed, oft, for GLAM ROCK!

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                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,     
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[tv horror]

Our plan has been simple,
We sent a seed from Erins green land cute as a dimple,
Baby Timothy was his name converting the States to green was his game,
He was told to infiltrate the horror conventions without a ripple,
But like most plans it failed because he discoverd he was fond of a tipple.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                We never whine about the weather, nor, do we fear it,
                When an icy blast strikes, we just grin and bear it,
                We, merely, triple our tipple,
                Which shocks Mr. Whipple,
                With wines, like, Thunderbird & Ripple, or, else, we just Gin & Beer it!

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                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,     
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & GREEN BEER, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[Crazy1van]

While I was in Spain, I ~DID~ gin and beer it
What was I to do?  All were in such good spirits
On Paddy's Day I still won't be home
But I'll think fondly of Maurice's Lepre-Gnome
then I'll find me some green... and then wear it!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

My Beloved WEREWOLF Brother, IVAN,

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                  If, in the Navy, you wear Green; why, you've "gone barmy"!
                  I cannot stress, enough: "Fatigues are worn, by the Army!"
                  UMA Troops, to the rescue;
                  We'll coat you, in fescue!
                  Then, Green, you'll be, on ST. PADDY'S, so, GOD Bless you!

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                                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,     
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & GREEN BEER, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[Crazy1van]

With this revered Irish holiday loomin'
Tim's lim'ricking fingers are zoomin'
His poetry sure makes me smile,
But I'd rather visit the Emerald Isle
I can't help it; to Erin is Human

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  ;D   ;D

    CRAZY IVAN is a MASTER WIT; conveyed, by what he writ: "to Erin is Human" - ?!
    Ooohhh! Wish I'd written that, but, "To HERRON is {to be an Idiot,} Bloomin'"!
    Of you, UNCLE FORRY must be proud,
    When I read that line, I laughed, aloud,
    And, I look, forward, to more, o' the same, apun the Limerick horizon, loomin'!

;D   ;D
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,     
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & GREEN BEER, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[Crazy1van]

Thank you Tim for your complementary verbosity
I'd like to return the favor.
But it turns out I'm composing the wrong type of poetry
So I must request a waiver.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           'Tis March 15th; only 2 days, to go - this thread is all a'fever,
           An Anniversary, Our 1st, you know, sells lots, of pain reliever,
           Still, devoutly, read,
           By Troops, inbred,
           Driven, MAD, by Limerick Blarney; I know, for, *I'm a Believer!

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... *Had to throw, in a nod, to THE MONKEES' English component - DAVY JONES!
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,       
                   TIMMY & THE BARON & GREEN BEER, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          I came, today, to say, that, we're mere hours, away,
          From Anniversary # 1, o' Limerick ST. PADDY'S DAY,
          A muddled rhyme, o' Irish Stew,
          Best consumed, with Guinness Brew,
          For a Funny-Bone Hang-Over; the price, which we must pay!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,      
         TIMMY & THE BARON & GREEN BEER, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G

[Crazy1van]

Luck O' the Irish, it's Saint Patrick's Day, at least out in the Atlantic
Our crew's doing fine, but we're still pressed for time, and some of us are getting frantic
I feel lucky for this thread; thank you Meek
For a year it's been clear; we're all freaks
With all our rhymies to prove we aren't Limeys; we're obsessed with these limmerick antics

[tv horror]

Happy Saint Patricks day to my friends afar, lets hope that we meet soon to join in a jar. All the best both Tim and Ivan for I know that Tim is on land and Ivan is our jolly Jack Tar.





The big day has arrived and I'm covered in emerald green,
Sure as I walk in the parade I'm a sight to be seen,
On Saint Patrick's day the World joins in honourary Irish come all,
The drink may flow until twilights last gleam,
With the day over here's to another years sweet dream.

[Unknown Primate]

To the Universal Monsters that all dwell within us,
From the biggest on down to the thinnest,
A TOAST, I must say,
On this Saint Patrick's Day,
With an imperial pint of Guinness!

Mark "Madman Mahoney" Stamper

[packy120353]

Faith and be gory! I almost let'er slip by  -  gettin ready to leave this job and head to band rehearsal, here's an in betweener:

Dr Franky O'Stein was no saint,
made living from bodies that ain't.
But to honor St Pat
dipped the chap in a vat
and coated him with Kelly Green PAINT!

For three more Irish Limerix see go back to the very first post in this thread ! Happy Day to you Paddies from Paul "Czech please" Koloc