Unfortunately Game

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately..... all the recorded dreams are really Nightmares!!!! 
From the depths of HELL and the blackest of hate, a hand from below reached
out to me............................

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it was just your wife's divorce attorney going for your wallet.

I just discovered an uncharted island in the Pacific.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately it was inhabited by very hungry Cannibals.....Yum,yum!!!!
Upon Scatters discovery of the Pacific island, and while being eaten.....ALIVE!

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, he always just dreaming (He slipped on banana peel while watering the backpool,and became unconcious).

I feel cool water splashing on my face...

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, THAT isn't cold water! Haaaaaaa!!!
Today Alice Cooper decided to use my drum talents for his upcoming show on the
Gruesome Twosome Tour..............

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, he lost yer contract rights in a poker game to Circus Bob last night, and now you have to dress in a ape costume and beat yer bongos.

I 'm in a good mood right now, since I won the $Lotto$

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, he lost yer contract rights in a poker game to Circus Bob last night, and now you have to dress in a ape costume and beat yer bongos.

I 'm in a good mood right now, since I won the $Lotto$

Unfortunately, in todays mail was a notice from the IRS to inform you of an Audit for the past 7 years

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, in todays mail was a notice from the IRS to inform you of an Audit for the past 7 years

Unfortunately, you did not leave me a sentance to work with, so you have indeed pulled a DWORB!!

I saw Bigfoot swimming in the backyard pool...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, you did not leave me a sentance to work with, so you have indeed pulled a DWORB!!

I saw that and went back and fixed it, but did not save it correctly!

I saw Bigfoot swimming in the backyard pool...

Unfortunately, he left a ginormous hairball.

Luckily the pool boy just arrived

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, he wants you to STAR in a all male porno with him.....
.....boop, boop e-doop!!!

My interest in finding the right skull, led to a police/ F.B.I. chase. But, I eluded
the police........

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, I am just playing Grand Theft Auto6:serial killer edition...while siting in my parent's basement,where I actually happen to live..

I just stepped into a giant mess of strawberry jelly...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately that wasn't jelly. It was the BLOB!!!!

I really enjoy watching old Horror movie, eating pizza,(while sitting in my parent's basement).
All of a sudden!!!! I was greeted by a lovely Redhead......

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was Willie Nelson and he was being chased by little green men from Mars..

After singing "On the road again" and taking that last puff....I stepped out of my trailer.

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, only to walk into a Alien spaceship, and perform the most
brutal experiments on you!!!

Time to make the donuts......that's right!

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately,the dough was really an alien parasite that lept upon yer face,and sucked yer brain out thru yer nose...

I heard stranges voices coming from the closet...