Unfortunately Game

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, it wasn't anything threatening in your closet.
Only your vintage speak-n-say/spell toy.

Today I won five millions dollars and a lap dance..........

[long live kong]

Unfortunately the lap dance is from Paris Hilton, and she's charging 5 million dollars and 45 bucks....

I bumped into my old biology teacher today....

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, He used you for unspeakable, depraved experiments.
once in a while, I like to watch the sun rise..............

[Scatter]

Unfortuntely, you live on the dark side of the moon.

I saw Bigfoot in my backyard

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, on a double check..it was only my Mother in-law

I got chased by several headhunters

[CULT of FRANKENSTEIN]

 Unfortunately  they only wanted my wallet.



Today is the day I pick up my cheque for One Million dollars..................

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately you lost the cheque...................forever!!!


My Wife finally found on eBAY a REMCO Creature from the Black Lagoon...

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately they were my daughter's block collection.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, Dr.Madd forgot to post a sentence, for me to play off of.   

I was just named 'Man of the Year'

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, it was an honor bestowed on me by "Psychopath Monthly".

I just got a subscription to "Psychopath Monthly".

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately it was addressed to the Lady of the House


I just heard from an old Girlfriend

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, the Lady of the House, also heard from her!

I just cleaned out my garage...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, I cant think of anything to say...


I just mailed a letter to Santa

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately I didn't know the Ice road truckers were in the Himalayas.

I didn't know the rules to this game.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, that excuse has been used before, by that fella locked in the dungeon....   

I have been elected as the new Emperor of China