Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[marsattacks666]

Superfriends meets Friends

WOW!
                                                   

                                                                   

                                                               

                     

                                 

[vintagehalloweentoys]

How many Goth kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all sit in the dark and like to cry.

[Fester]

Ole is sitting on the front porch of his house in the country, when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He watches a farmer approaching, with a wagon. "Good afternoon!" hollers out Ole. "Afternoon," says Sven. "Vhere you headed?" asks Ole. "Home to my farm." "Vhat do you have in da wagon?" Ole continued."Manure," said Sven. "Manure, eh? What do you do wit it?" "I spread it over my strawberries," Sven says matter-of-factly. "Vell," says Ole, "ya should come over here for lunch someday. Ve use whipped cream."

[CreepysFan]

[Howler]

Superfriends meets Friends

lol Too funny! 

[Fester]

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully - - "thank God we can all still drive"

[Howler]

[Fester]

Ole is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there.

He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
Ole says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife, Lena.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Ole says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

[Fester]

Ole had been slipping in and
out of a coma for several months.
Yet Lena had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to,
he motioned for her to come nearer. 
As she sat by him, he whispered,
eyes full of tears, 'You know vat?
You have been vith me all tru da bad times.
Ven I got fired, you vere dare to support me.
Ven my business failed, you vere dare.
Ven I got shot, you vere by my side.
Ven we lost da house, you stayed right here.
Ven my health started failing, you vere still by my side...
You know vhat Lena?'
'What dear?' she gently asked,
smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to tink you're bad luck....'

[Gillfan]

[Fester]

While  on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,they left  the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.


All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.


As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'

[Gasport]

From the pages of the current issue of MAD magazine....Happy Holidays everyone!

[Monsters For Sale]

For those of you returning to work today:

HUMOR IN THE WORKPLACE


Eerie





Subtle





Noisy





Here is the complete slide show:


http://now.msn.com/funny-office-prank-ideas

[Howler]

[Howler]