Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[missdead13]

You know Fester my friend, I have to copy and paste all your funnies and send them to my wife.  She finds them h i l a r i o u s.  You always come up with such great ones.  Wish I could just get her to come on here and read them all but we won't go into that.

i know you said " we wont go into that " re: your wife.. but that just seems sooo crazy
to me, as I cant stay away from this place.  lol...  some ppl are addicted to facebook. or online gaming, whatever.
this is what i do " online "..  ( well and Ebay sometimes  )
guess diff. strokes for diff. folks . shrugs. .

[Wolf Man]

We have some really great people on this forum, some incredibly selfless generous ones at that and it can be a lot of fun but there are some who find fault with everything, always have the negative contrary view and think that every comment should be negative laced with sarcastic one liners and jabs.  These are self absorbed, self important, self righteous miserable people who believe their opinion to be the only one that counts.  What miserable people they are to be around with little respect for others.   My wife is a very positive upbeat person and while there are many like that here she can't stand to read a single word from those others I mentioned so she stays away.  Often makes me wonder how many other good people we loose because of a handful of bad apples who can't seem to say anything positive about much of anything.  Nothing is ever said or done to curb that behavior either.  That is all it is. 

[Howler]

[Wolf Man]

Wow, it took me a minute to realize those are Segway's.  So, I don't have to have the fastest Segway, mine just has to be faster than yours eh?

[charp13]

Wolf Man- You can tell the Mrs. that we have already seen her in her beautiful Victorian finery, and we would love for her to join in the fun   

[Sean]

[Sean]

Christmas Songs for Shrinks

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).

[Halloween Jeff]

Sean -

LOVE the mental health cartoons.

maybe it helps if you have a background in mental health...lol.


Bizarro Jeff

[Sean]

Sean -

LOVE the mental health cartoons.

maybe it helps if you have a background in mental health...lol.


Bizarro Jeff

That makes 2 of us, Jeff.   

[Sean]

[Scatter]

A certain paranoid/psychiatric/delusional tone has invaded the thread Sean. 

[Monsters For Sale]

A certain paranoid/psychiatric/delusional tone has invaded the thread Sean. 

WILL YOU GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!?

[Scatter]

 

[Sean]

A certain paranoid/psychiatric/delusional tone has invaded the thread Sean. 

Dammit.  I was going for something more subtle, like 'CREPT INTO'...

Are you watching me?  You're WATCHING me!!

[Sean]

I laughed at first, then I thought: 'Ohhh... they ruined a REALLY GOOD Darth Vader costume!!!'