Just for fun - sometimes we need a little humor

[Fester]

Amen, Nelson!





So wrong  So funny

[Moonshadow]

Funny Heineken Beer Monster Commercial

That's one clever Creatu -I mean, monster.

[frankenstein73]

That comercial is the bomb!

[FACTO2]

That was too good.  Thanks for posting that.   

[CreepysFan]

   

  That has to be one of the GREATEST commercials ever.  FANTASTIC.

[Fester]

[Gillfan]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2305

[Hepcat]

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with - a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO"!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this crap...."

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

[Fester]

Golfing with Unknown Primate?

This guy takes a gorilla out golfing. At the first tee the gorilla says, "So what am I supposed to do?" The guy says, "You see that green area about 400 yards from here? You're supposed to hit the ball onto that." So the gorilla takes a club and whacks the ball and it soars up into the sky and drops down neatly on the green. The guy tees off and makes about 150 yards, so he hits an iron shot and then another iron shot and finally they arrive at the green. The gorilla says, "What do I do now?" The guy says, "Now you hit it into that cup." The gorilla says, "Why didn't you tell me that back there?"

[Fester]

[Unknown Primate]

HAGAR RULES!

[Gillfan]

I'm amazed that nobody has made a Hagar movie. Back when they did the Flintstones I would have bet money that Hagar would be next.

[Fester]

I'm amazed that nobody has made a Hagar movie. Back when they did the Flintstones I would have bet money that Hagar would be next.

I think if Hagar had been an animated series, someone might have tried.  But being a daily newspaper strip might have made it a harder sell. 
Either live action like the Flintstones or CG like Over the Hedge would be fine--as long as there is a good story.

[Fester]

No comment . . .

[Illoman]

Fester, that's *great*!!!