Unfortunately Game

[Dr. Madd]

Unfortunately the communists shoot emperors.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately the communists shoot emperors.

and.....(continue.)

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, Dr. Madd forgot - AGAIN !

Dr. Madd has a chance to redeem himself, again ...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, Madd was eaten by his latest claymation creation, so no redemption is forthcoming.

I just planted an entire crop of venus flytraps.

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, the soil I planted them in was from the same area that the giant, mutated ants in "Them!" came from.

I climbed a tree today...

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, a Tiger was waitin' for you below..Yummmmm!
Yesterday cannibals decided to invaded my private island and attack my family.
Acting quick, I pulled out my 9mm and began shooting!!!

[Scatter]

I climbed a tree today...

Unfortunately, it was my Christmas tree, and I'm presently being violated by the uppermost point of the electric star on top.

I just watched the best movie I've ever seen!

[Unknown Primate]

Acting quick, I pulled out my 9mm and began shooting!!!

Unfortunately, all I heard was "click-click-click-click, etc! "

I just watched the best movie I've ever seen!

Unfortunately, it was from inside a plane that was about to crash!

I just tried on some new underwear...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, they're bikini briefs and you look like a pear with a rubber band around it.

I just learned to waterski.

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, I'm being towed by Godzilla!

I just signed up for Dancing With The Stars...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, I'm dancing with Roseann Barr

I just looked out the windowof my virtual office to see a very hot and attractive woman walk by

[Unknown Primate]

Unfortunately, she was 50 feet tall, reached through the window and flipped my nose with her finger!

I asked her to go have coffee with me anyway... and she said, "Ok"...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you were the victim of her jealous 50' boyfriend,who answers by the name of Bobzilla..

I just dug up some rare valuable coins

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, they were buried next to the Titanic...............and you're out of oxygen.

My wife just got a boob job.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, she divorced you and married Hugh Hefner, and is starring in Ashton Kutcher's new movie " Triple D 3D"

I just landed the lead part in a new 3D movie