Unfortunately Game

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, notes include references to Devine, and Rupal as leads



Had a great drive into work today

[Sean]

Unfortunately it was through your boss's window with a 2-iron...

I took a long nap on a hammock today...

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, I discovered that it's unwise to nap on a hammock erected over a fire-ant mound after carelessly eating a jelly donut.

I'm going to be on a TV gameshow.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it's a new game show introduced by the Serkov  family, called "Russian Roulette"

I had a wonderful day, kinda muggy, but then a nice breeze blew in...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it was the first Hurricane of the season, and I now live in a place resembling Gilligans island.


I just ran into Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

[fmofmpls]

Unfortunately, it wasn't me who ran into her. There can't be anything unfortunate about running into Elvira. Especially if you bumped into her front side. 

I ate a bag of Taco Bell for dinner tonight.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

I just ran into Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

unfortunately, it was Unknown Primate in drag for Halloween....

I ate a bag of Taco Bell for dinner tonight.

unfortunately, you had nightmares of Betty White wrapped in a tortila shell chasing you all night, Saying "I got your hot sauce right here!"

I am going to investigate the pine barrens....

[long live kong]

Unfortunately I am location scouting for George Lucas's new film, 'Jar Jar Meets The Ewoks'....

Tomorrow I am working as an extra on a film....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it's "Cellmates: A Love Story", and you play Bubba's %$#(*at*)...........

I just  caught on film the scape ore lizard man

[Scatter]

unfortunately, it's "Cellmates: A Love Story", and you play Bubba's %$#(*at*)...........

I just  caught on film the scape ore lizard man

Unfortunately, Elvis was in the background and now you realize that no one will believe you.

I just jumped 34 cars on a mo-ped.

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, the 34 cars toppled over and fell off of the moped, so there was no Guiness Record


I just visited Loch Ness

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately..... it was an animitronic of the fabled Beast.
While going through my attic today I discovered a doorway to..........

[Sean]

Grandpappy's old private crapper... and the toilet was full AND broke.

I just ate me some fudge...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was left over from Bob Dylan's bakesale from the 70s.....(wait..is that unfortunate?...    )


I just inherited Dracula's castle

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it's just a crappy pizza parlor in foreclosure----and you owe the IRS $50 large.




I just opened my Cracker Jack prize...