Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was to Scatter.....

I just set a new record on long distance jumping

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it was over the Grand Canyon, and you came up severly short and flat on the landing


A 100 year old Steamer truck just arrived at my doorstep

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it was driven by a 100 year old nearsighted gentleman who ploughed straight through my house.

I have invented a miracle alcoholic beverage that can be drank without fear of a hang-over....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it taste's like camel urine....

I'm going on a soul searching journey in the Rain forest

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, my journey, like much of the rainforest, was cut short.


My soul still waning, I went on a walkabout to the Outback

[Sean]

Unfortunately, the Aborigines' version of the 'Outback' isn't 'shrimp on the barbie'.... but rather YOU on the barbie... 

Some natives wish to honor me in a ceremony...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately.....it will be eating you, ALIVE!!!!!!
Driving my car today, a bus load of cannibals................

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, had a head on collision with a truck carrying spices, as you exited the car to help out,you slipped and fell into the spices,that were scattered about, in doing so....yer cigarette fell out of yer mouth igniting the fumes and you burst into flames,
as the surviving cannibals exited the wrecked bus. (why dont I just write a novel....lol )


As I rolled around in the spices trying to put out the flames, I made a mad dash  and jumped off the bridge......

[marsattacks666]

 Unfortunately, as you plummeted off the (Winter River) bridge, you fell into
icy water, paralyzing you. Your  body later discovered, but still you are alive,
is eaten by wolves.
I went to my first job interview in twelve years..........

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was for the inmate-staffed food service department at Folsum...

I have a mob of beautiful women chasing me...

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it's into a river of Piranha.
Today I received a letter from Family Guy co-creator, Seth Macfarlane.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, he wants to get your retroactive permission to base a character named 'Meg' (verrrry tightly) on you...

The local sub shop just named a sandwich after me...

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, it's a vienna sausage on naan bread



Weather man calls for rising temperatures today across the nation

[Sean]

Unfortunately, the only pool you have access to is a green, 3 foot round, upsidedown turtle that can accomodate about a thimble of water with you sitting in it.

The neighbor's wife is tanning out in her backyard today and you can see her clearly from your office window...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately she resembles the old lady from 'There's Something About Mary'....

I was in a taxi earlier and found a script for Rob Zombie's latest masterpiece....