Unfortunately Game

[long live kong]

Unfortunately they were from the Dementia clinic and I've missed my appointment missed my appointment.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

I just won a date with a hot celebrity

[long live kong]

Unfortunately it's Paris Hilton...

I have invented the ultimate product in mosquito repellent....

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately...... it didn't guard any of the bodies orifice, the repellent triggered a
chemical reaction to the mosquito. The mosquito then developed an
appetite for human flesh, entered  peoples bodies and ate
them alive!!!!!

Today, I found the fountain of youth!!!!
                               

[Scatter]

Today, I found the fountain of youth!!!!
                               

Unfortunately, it was bubbling up in the public toilet of my local "Dennys".

Today I found a method of dropping 25 pounds without exercise or dieting........

[Paul L]

Unfortunately, it involves cutting off my head.

Today, I borrowed money from the mob...

[long live kong]

Unfortunately they won't accept a baloni sausage carved in the likeness of Joe Pesci as repayment.

I've been given 6 months to live....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, you must spend those last 6 months on an island with yer mother in-law, watching "David Hasslehoff sings the Blues"..

I found the lost city of gold

[Paul L]

Unfortunately, it's what I owe the IRS.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life...

[MorsVampiris]

unfortunately you were just shot in the gut six times and are bleeding out.

I just saved the president.

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was the president of the 'Let's Tar and Feather MorsVampiris' Benevolent Society...

Your wife just told you she saved $800.00....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, she spent the other $999,200.00 from the million dollar lotto you won.


I traveled to the Himalayas and captured the elusive Yeti

[Ormsby]

Unfortunately, when I brought him back PETA pelted him with red paint for wearing fur.

I just became the new center fold photographer for Playboy.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it's the Playboy Centerfolds of the 1940s era...


I just met my fiance's parents for the first time

[MorsVampiris]

I regret meeting him, he beat me senseless for not thanking him every time he did something.

I am the first man to land on mars