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Started by Dr.Teufel Geist, June 01, 2010, 06:54:23 PM

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marsattacks666

#30
June 04, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
and Unfortunately the last....Martians ate the brain!
Today I won a trip to Alaska.
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

MorsVampiris

#31
June 04, 2010, 01:22:32 PM
unfortunately the plane crashed on the way there, and everyone died.


I just got married to the hottest woman I can find
The world is made of three people. Those who suffer to live, those who live to suffer, and those who will suffer soon.
I want to be a vampire help me.

marsattacks666

#32
June 04, 2010, 01:29:26 PM
 Unfortunately, she's a psycho hose beast and.....well, just transformed
into a centipede.....Ouch!!!
I just found a warehouse full AHI male Creature(s) from the Black Lagoon!!!
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

long live kong

#33
June 04, 2010, 02:05:29 PM
Unfortunately the AHI stood for Angry, Hormonal and Incontinent.

I just watched my teenage son perform in a play.....
Monster lovers never grow old....

Unknown Primate

#34
June 04, 2010, 02:37:54 PM
... Unfortunately, it was an all-nude production of "HAIR"!

    I was pretty excited when someone knocked on my door this morning...
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Scatter

#35
June 04, 2010, 02:50:39 PM
Quote from: Unknown Primate on June 04, 2010, 02:37:54 PM
... Unfortunately, it was an all-nude production of "HAIR"!

    I was pretty excited when someone knocked on my door this morning...

Unfortunately,only a flaming bag of dog poop was there to meet me.

My daughter was just elected Prom Queen......
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

marsattacks666

#36
June 04, 2010, 02:54:42 PM
Unfortunately.......in Outer Space!!!
I just fell in love with an Alien lifeform, named..........
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Unknown Primate

#37
June 04, 2010, 03:06:08 PM
IT!  The Terror From Beyond Space...  Unfortunately.

I have a funny feeling in my stomach...  Hope it's love...
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

marsattacks666

#38
June 04, 2010, 03:22:39 PM
Probably it's ANTS!!!! Eating and eating at your lower intestines..... Unfortunately
let's all go for a swim, in my new pool!
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

MorsVampiris

#39
June 04, 2010, 05:39:31 PM
unfortunately its filled with nuclear waste.

I just became president of the USA
The world is made of three people. Those who suffer to live, those who live to suffer, and those who will suffer soon.
I want to be a vampire help me.

Dr.Teufel Geist

#40
June 04, 2010, 05:44:52 PM
Unfortunately, you were assassinated just 30 seconds after the inauguration..

I just invented a serium that cures all diseases

Scatter

#41
June 04, 2010, 05:47:54 PM
Unfortunately, you're too weak from disease to inject yourself.

I just bought a brand new bicycle!
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

Dr.Teufel Geist

#42
June 04, 2010, 05:51:28 PM
unfortunately, you bought it from Fast Eddies pawn, and earlier that day , he was arrested for selling hot merchandise..

I went on a Safari in Africa

MorsVampiris

#43
June 04, 2010, 05:55:59 PM
unfortunately you were just eaten by a lion.

I just bought a new car
The world is made of three people. Those who suffer to live, those who live to suffer, and those who will suffer soon.
I want to be a vampire help me.

Dr.Teufel Geist

#44
June 04, 2010, 05:58:27 PM
Unfortunately, it has two dead bodies in the trunk....(did you also purchase this from Fast Eddie?)  ;D

I just became wwe world champion
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