Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........

[Scatter]

Ah yes, nothing like a dual lesson in English vocabulary and abrasive affrontery taught by our redoubtable Professor of Punishing Prose, Dr Smith.



Feel free to join me by adding your own favorite Dr Smith invective. Here's a goody to start........

Bubble headed booby.

[The Spangler]

 "Oh the PAIN, the PAIN!!!"

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Cybernetic Simpleton

[Unknown Primate]

" Never fear.  Smith is here! "

That really wasn't an insult...  how about,

" SILENCE, you ninny! "     or is it, "ninnie"?

[mike c]

"You... you washed up bucket of bolts!"

"Oh no, oh dear... oh dear-dear-dear... go away!"

[marsattacks666]

Now come along with me, you ludicrous lump, there's much to be done.

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"Desist, you cackling canister!!"

[ChattyLMS]

Bellicose Bumpkin

[depressedlarrytalbot]

I always wanted to compile THE GREATEST SCREAMS OF DR ZACHARY SMITH and then someone on YouTube actually did it, but it's gone now.

Here are a couple of consolation prizes:

DR. SMITH SAYING CREATURE

Dr. Smith 'Creature'

[Fester]

I always liked "Ferrous Frankenstein" and "Traitorous Tin Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard!"

[ChattyLMS]

They should have just put Dr Smith in one of those freezing tubes.

[marsattacks666]

They should have just put Dr Smith in one of those freezing tubes.

I agree......Then he would be a Smithickle or Smithpop.   Ewwwwwwww.

[ChattyLMS]

or a Smith cream cone.  or maybe just some frozen ham.

[CreepysFan]

  Frozen ham..."indeed madam".  Personally I think Don should have went ahead and shot Dr. Smith, he definetly had a number of chances. And every reason to want to.

[ChattyLMS]

Personally I think Don should have went ahead and shot Dr. Smith, he definetly had a number of chances. And every reason to want to.

Hi Uncle Creepy!  I think before Don shoots the good Dr he should beat the **** out of him.