Author Topic: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........  (Read 7808 times)

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Ah yes, nothing like a dual lesson in English vocabulary and abrasive affrontery taught by our redoubtable Professor of Punishing Prose, Dr Smith.



Feel free to join me by adding your own favorite Dr Smith invective. Here's a goody to start........

Bubble headed booby.



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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 01:04:23 AM »
 "Oh the PAIN, the PAIN!!!"

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 01:06:07 AM »
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 01:07:52 AM »
" Never fear.  Smith is here! "

That really wasn't an insult...  how about,

" SILENCE, you ninny! "     or is it, "ninnie"?
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 01:30:43 AM »
"You... you washed up bucket of bolts!"

"Oh no, oh dear... oh dear-dear-dear... go away!"

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 02:57:37 AM »
Now come along with me, you ludicrous lump, there's much to be done.
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 03:32:02 PM »
"Desist, you cackling canister!!"
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 06:54:04 PM »
Bellicose Bumpkin
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 11:04:13 PM »
I always wanted to compile THE GREATEST SCREAMS OF DR ZACHARY SMITH and then someone on YouTube actually did it, but it's gone now.

Here are a couple of consolation prizes:

DR. SMITH SAYING CREATURE


Dr. Smith 'Creature'

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 12:56:39 AM »
I always liked "Ferrous Frankenstein" and "Traitorous Tin Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard!"

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2010, 07:34:05 AM »
They should have just put Dr Smith in one of those freezing tubes.
Laura ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2010, 04:49:14 PM »
They should have just put Dr Smith in one of those freezing tubes.

I agree......Then he would be a Smithickle or Smithpop.   Ewwwwwwww.
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2010, 05:13:20 PM »
or a Smith cream cone.  or maybe just some frozen ham.
Laura ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 07:43:11 PM »
  Frozen ham..."indeed madam".  Personally I think Don should have went ahead and shot Dr. Smith, he definetly had a number of chances. And every reason to want to.
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Re: Dr Smith's "Lost In Space" Vocabulary Expanding Insult Gallery........
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 11:00:12 PM »
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Personally I think Don should have went ahead and shot Dr. Smith, he definetly had a number of chances. And every reason to want to.

Hi Uncle Creepy!  I think before Don shoots the good Dr he should beat the **** out of him.
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