Professor Hepcat's Primer on Supernatural Beings!

Started by Hepcat, November 28, 2013, 12:47:42 PM

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Quote from: Hepcat on December 18, 2013, 10:25:19 AM
Precisely. What more motivation do we felines need to destroy vampires whenever possible?

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I seem to recall Renfield wanting to work his way up from flies, to spiders, then birds, and, finally, kittens! But, he never wanted human lives, oddly enough. Dracula also promised him rats!

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Quote from: Hepcat on December 29, 2013, 10:44:46 AM
No, nothing supernatural. But I did get a new vest and tie combo and an all day pass to the kitty spa where I got some highlights done:



I'm spending so much time going through dusty old tomes researching the supernatural that I might need a new pair of spectacles by this time next year though.

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So did you dye your fur grey (with some white), to look more distinguished?
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Yes. I thought that lent me an additional air of gravitas in the classroom.

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Before we leave the subject of Godzilla, it should be pointed out that Godzilla though a mature adult has continued to grow over the course of time:



This is a common trait in reptiles therefore indicating that Godzilla's origins are likely reptilian.


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Pauspy

Professor Hepcat....if reptiles grow over the course of time, as Godzilla seems to indicate, does that mean The Reptile would have continued to grow, had she lived?



How about the Alligator People?



Does this suggest that reptile monster must be dealt with immediately, before they grow out of control? Should we seriously consider employing hook-handed mad cajuns to forestall this potential plague?


Supernatural, perhaps; baloney, perhaps not.

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Quote from: Pauspy on January 03, 2014, 02:08:04 PMProfessor Hepcat....if reptiles grow over the course of time, as Godzilla seems to indicate, does that mean The Reptile would have continued to grow, had she lived?

Does this suggest that reptile monster must be dealt with immediately, before they grow out of control?

While the workings of recombinant DNA are not fully understood at this point, that's the way it does appear and so I'm guardedly answering yes to your question.

Quote from: Pauspy on January 03, 2014, 02:08:04 PMShould we seriously consider employing hook-handed mad cajuns to forestall this potential plague?

Consider it we might, but execution may prove difficult. These days most mad hook-handed Cajuns are gainfully employed in the finer restaurants of New Orleans cooking up shrimp and chicken jambalaya, seafood gumbo and oyster po' boys and blackened catfish. It would be difficult to match let alone exceed the pay scale they command.



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Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2014, 02:42:24 PM
Hmmmm .. what about



You mean cousin Shaba? We black felines are the very soul of horror! It's not by accident that we've been featured in Halloween imagery for centuries!

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Quote from: Flower on January 03, 2014, 02:42:24 PM
Hmmmm .. what about


One of the problems with that title and the publicity for the film, is how that movie is misrepresented.  It is actually a charming story about a little girl dealing with her fears.  It's only marginally a sequel to the original "Cat People", and may be disappointing to those who were expecting a full blooded sequel to the original.
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Over here .. over here!

Professor, I was wondering about the sexual overtones with vampire folklore. The keyword being, "suck."

I know I'm only 13 years old and might not fully comprehend these things, but I'm curious and my groin is tingling for some strange reason.
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Quote from: fmofmpls on January 10, 2014, 05:55:33 PM


Over here .. over here!

Professor, I was wondering about the sexual overtones with vampire folklore. The keyword being, "suck."

I know I'm only 13 years old and might not fully comprehend these things, but I'm curious and my groin is tingling for some strange reason.

I'm only 11 years old .... What's a groin?  Or did mean to write 'groan' .. Excuse me .. I need to get back to the change one letter thread.
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Quote from: fmofmpls on January 10, 2014, 05:55:33 PM

Professor, I was wondering about the sexual overtones with vampire folklore. The keyword being, "suck."

I know I'm only 13 years old and might not fully comprehend these things, but I'm curious and my groin is tingling for some strange reason.

You've clearly been watching some of those Hammer Horror flicks such as Vampire Lovers and Twins of Evil then!











They've been known to turn many a young fellow's thoughts to sucking, but not for blood....

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Quote from: Hepcat on January 11, 2014, 07:15:28 PM
You've clearly been watching some of those Hammer Horror flicks such as Vampire Lovers and Twins of Evil then!











They've been known to turn many a young fellow's thoughts to sucking, but not for blood....

;)
Even the pictures with a single lass have me thinking "Twins of Evil".
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But there's no evil presented in any of the pictures I posted.

???
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horrorhunter

Quote from: Hepcat on January 13, 2014, 10:07:58 AM
But there's no evil presented in any of the pictures I posted.

???
I think he means twins of bobbling awesomeness.  ;D
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