You might be a Monster Maniac if....

Started by Dr. Madd, November 06, 2010, 04:56:46 PM

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Unknown Primate

I do wear big, black (12- extra wide) boots, complete with stainless steel, high-grade aluminum & leather braces, that everybody (including myself) refers to as my Frankenstein Boots!

YMBAMM if friends and family members call you up whenever they have a question concerning ANYTHING to do with monsters, horror or the paranormal!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Opera Ghost

Quote from: charp13 on November 18, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
OG- That is soooo cool! And I'm assuming you walk around singing Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics to her?    :)

I cannot respond to this on thhis particular forum  :o
"In each of us, two natures are at war--the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer..."

Dr. Madd

Quote from: charp13 on November 19, 2010, 09:59:53 AM
YMBAMM- If you notice that a lot of your shoes are big ol'black clunky things with thick platforms!  (this happened to me)  and people in your family refer to them as "Frankenstein shoes".

Guilty on most counts. My wife, however does look a little like Elsa Lanchester.
Madd The Impaler-
Undeadlegend

Dr. Madd- The Original- accept no subsitutes.

GAKENSTEIN

You might be a Monster Maniac if....


...frustrated by the lack of Universal-licensed Monster Underoos, you break out the Sharpies and draw Boris and Bela on your BVDs!!
"Supernatural perhaps, baloney perhaps not!"

marsattacks666

You might be a Monster Maniac if....

The bandaids I used have unlicensed Universal Monsters on them, My wife found 'em.
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

marsattacks666

You might be a Monster Maniac if....


you have a Frankenstein cereal bowl.
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Dr. Madd

Quote from: marsattacks666 on December 01, 2010, 08:53:55 PM
You might be a Monster Maniac if....


you have a Frankenstein cereal bowl.

God I want one of those!
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Undeadlegend

Dr. Madd- The Original- accept no subsitutes.

marsattacks666

    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Dr. Madd

Quote from: marsattacks666 on December 01, 2010, 08:55:57 PM

No ya don't. It's so generic! Lol! :o

yes I do! I really do!

YMBAMMI your ring tone is pipe organ music.
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Undeadlegend

Dr. Madd- The Original- accept no subsitutes.

marsattacks666

You might be a Monster Maniac if....


Your Wife loves Christopher Lee and Vincent Price more that friends. Lol ;)
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Elisabeth

You are DEFINITELY a Monster Maniac when you have a framed picture of Henry Frankenstein with a torch on one wall, a framed picture of James Whale with shrunken heads on another, and the autobiography of Peter Cushing tucked in your book case....

Elisabeth....who loves them all.   ededed
"....I do hope he won't upset Henry..."

Opera Ghost

You might be a Monster maniac if you as a nearly 3 yr old prefer Monster Squad over Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
"In each of us, two natures are at war--the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer..."

marsattacks666

Quote from: Opera Ghost on December 03, 2010, 01:13:55 PM
You might be a Monster maniac if you as a nearly 3 yr old prefer Monster Squad over Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer


Now that IS cool!!!
    "They come from the bowels of hell; a transformed race of walking dead. Zombies, guided by a master plan for complete domination of the Earth."

Bonomo

You might be a Monster Maniac if:
Your twin 3 year old daughters can tell you who played the original Dracula, Wolf Man and Frankensteins Monster.

and YMBAMM if:
your twin 3 year old daughters request to watch Ghost Of Frankenstein (they just call it Frankenstein, no need to confuse them just yet)

Dr. Madd

My niece always wanted to watch Dracula.
Madd The Impaler-
Undeadlegend

Dr. Madd- The Original- accept no subsitutes.