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You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« on: November 06, 2010, 04:56:46 PM »
You see, I thought there might be some people who might be monster maniacs and not  know it. So to that end, I propose  we make a checklist to determine what and who is a monster maniac:

I'll begin:

You might be a monster maniac if.......

you own more than 300 dollars worth of monster merchandise, and its up year around... GUILTY!
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2010, 06:25:56 AM »
Dr. Madd......great thread!!!



You might be a Monster Maniac if.............
You name your offspring after Horror icons, i.g.: Bela, Vincent, Boris.......lol.
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 10:02:17 AM »
Dr. Madd......great thread!!!



You might be a Monster Maniac if.............
You name your offspring after Horror icons, i.g.: Bela, Vincent, Boris.......lol.

Wanted to.. Wife wouldn't let me. Boris was actually a name I threw around.. Vincent Boris Madd?
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 10:04:03 AM »
You might be a monster maniac if: Your cell-phone's text notification is Bach's toccata en fugue.
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2010, 01:19:56 PM »
My cell ringtone is the theme from The Munsters.

I had the theme from The Exorcist (Tubular Bells).  But I work in a 100+ year old building with lots of creaks and groans.  As I was closing up one night--all alone--in the dark--my wife called me. ::)

Later, after a trip to the restroom, I went home and set a different ringtone.

Back to topic: You might be a Monster Maniac if your Christmas tree decorations include strings of bat and skeleton lights.

Yep-mine does.

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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2010, 01:26:42 PM »
You might be a MM if-  You go to sleep and wake up every day, looking into the faces of your monster toys!     (I do)

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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2010, 02:47:12 PM »
You might be a Monster Maniac if.............

Your spouses ringtone is a quote from the MUMMY(1932)
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2010, 03:12:46 PM »
christmas decor: I made gargoyles for the tree and hang a frankenstein and mad scientist ornament.

I have my monster ornaments everywhere.

You might be an MM if...............

you drink your earl grey tea from a Frankenstein mug in July.
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2010, 11:57:07 PM »
You might be a Monster Maniac - if at least once a day, you stomp through your house, walking & growling like Frankenstein's Monster!

Or you let out a long, blood-curdling, werewolf howl at least once a week!
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2010, 12:23:36 AM »
You might be a Monster Maniac - if at least once a day, you stomp through your house, walking & growling like Frankenstein's Monster!

Or you let out a long, blood-curdling, werewolf howl at least once a week!

YMBAMMI if you bought your brother a shrunken head for his birthday in February

YMBAMMI your first child was concieved during a track from a Halloween music CD

YMBAMMI you've ever slow-danced to the Monster Mash at an Octoberfest party
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2010, 03:13:19 AM »
you might be a Monster Maniac if..............


Your Black car is named BELA
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2010, 10:24:06 AM »
YMBAMMM if your 3 month old daughter's Halloween costume is a character from the Universal monster movies, and your family and friends wonder WTF?
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 11:19:48 AM »
YBAMMI: you have a collectors edition '12 frankenstein doll in your living room just behind your family picture
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 11:51:59 AM »
YBAMMI: If your first thought of the day, is to visit the UMA boards!

Great thread Dr. Madd.
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Re: You might be a Monster Maniac if....
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 11:55:25 AM »
YBAMMI: If your first thought of the day, is to visit the UMA boards!

Great thread Dr. Madd.

Thanks. And I'm here this morning.

YMBAMMI you still have your Monster in my pocket toys.
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