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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          FRANKENSTEIN & THE WOLF-MAN did BATTLE,
          That could, even, be heard, in SEATTLE;
          Then, They heard a Loud "BLAM!",
          Both, exclaimed: "OH, DAM!"
          It is, obviously, still, UNIVERSAL, to TATTLE!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       MR. SPOCK, on "STUN", set His PHASER,
       At the SKY-CLAD LASS; it didn't PHASE HER;
       I don't mean, to get TECHNICAL,
       SPOCK switched, to ELECTRICAL;
       And, gave that STRIP-TEASER, THE TAZER!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[vintagehalloweentoys]

Captain Kirk liked a woman who was green.
He also dated a tall alien gal who wore high heels and was red and mean.
Then One Day Mr. Spock said "Jim, you're dating practices seem so corny".
Spock also added "Jim, are you really that horny"?
Captain Kirk smiled and said "Spock, I like em all, as long as their good looking and lean"!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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    Thanks, vintagehalloweentoys, for your Keen Insight,
    into The Mysterious Cosmos, of the Mind, of WM. SHATNER.
    You "BOLDLY, GO, WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE, BEFORE"...
    ... But, a LOT, of WOMEN, apparently, HAVE!

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       T-REX, in Combat-mode, was, no, DUMMY,
       He knew: "An Army travels, on Its TUMMY";
       Food, Desiccated and DRIED,
       He consumed It, with PRIDE;
       Wanted Human Flesh, yet, Et, THE MUMMY!

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                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[vintagehalloweentoys]

   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 62,032 times)

    Thanks, vintagehalloweentoys, for your Keen Insight,
    into The Mysterious Cosmos, of the Mind, of WM. SHATNER.
    You "BOLDLY, GO, WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE, BEFORE"...
    ... But, a LOT, of WOMEN, apparently, HAVE!

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I thought you would get a kick out of that Mr. Baron Timotheus BGG!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          At 3,700 Years, THE MUMMY was CONSTIPATED,
          Saith He: "Such Longevity is a, mite, OVER-RATED!"
          "My 1st Life was, over, too, SOON,
          I, now, resemble, a Dried PRUNE;
          Kept 'Alive', by My Ill-Fated CURSE, I'm JADED."

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       I, once, worked, with The Infamous INVISIBLE MAN,
       'Twas a Charming, Little, "Niche" Business, we RAN;
       From Stones, to throw, at GLASS HOUSES,
       To Fashion, i.e.: Womens' See-Thru BLOUSES;
       In The Emperor's New Clothes, you get a GREAT TAN!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER faced a CONUNDRUM,
          The Villagers' hatred, was something, HE'D RUN, FROM;
          YGOR said, of FRANK'S PLIGHT:
          "Hey! Those Folks ain't, too, BRIGHT!"
          In Other Words: "ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM"!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       LORD, how I Love this UNIVERSAL MONSTER ARMY,
       Wherein, even, THE GENERAL can be, quite, BARMY;
       As Relatives, of KING TUT,
       I find Proof, We're, all, NUTS;
       You, all, belong, in THE FUNNY FARM, w' ME!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            THE WICKED WITCH stirs Her Cauldron, &, RANTS,
            Spewing Dark Spells, She Issues Vile NECROMANCE;
            But, Her Evil Magicke, BACK-FIRES,
            Becoming Her FUNERAL-PYRE;
            Her Kin Say: "She ain't got a GHOST, of a CHANCE!"

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       Sometimes, Our LIMERICK PUNS must CEASE,
       Else, too, many, Sickening Sweets, at Our FEAST;
       Another Mile-Stone hath PASSED,
       'Tis, Timely, to Honour It, at LAST;
       Sad 32nd Year, of JOHN'S Death: REST, IN PEACE!

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         I meant, to impart this, on December 8TH.
                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       Our GENERAL, TERRY, encamps, in SNOW,
       His Primitive Weapon, a Snow-Ball THROW;
       "The Snow is Lovely, Dark and DEEP",
       To which, MINNEAPOLIS says: "BLEEP!";
       At least, it helps The Yule-Tide Spirit GROW.

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                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              THE MUSINGS, OF 12/12/A.D.2012

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         The VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, &, Other UN-DEAD,
         Rule the AIR-WAVES, to fill us, with DREAD;
         This Modern World, UNIVERSAL BEGAT,
         Enthroned, where CLASSIC MONSTERS SAT;
         MONSTER-MANIA continues, but, What Lies AHEAD?!

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       COUNT DRACULA appeared, after DARK,
       Whilst His Chorus, of Dogs, did BARK;
       Their Clacking, of CLAWS,
       Meant Canine APPLAUSE;
       He took Them, for a Walk, in the PARK.

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          A GHOST roamed, through his olde MANSION,
          Said he: "Guess, I'm, Dead, out, of FASHION;
          "I clank Chains, &, go: 'BOO!',
          Everyone, just, says: 'WHO?!'"
          "To 'Liven' things, up, I'll start MONSTER MASHIN!'

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.