WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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         There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named ANASTASIA,
         Who plied her Blood-Thirsty Trade, in MALAYSIA;
         Brought the folks, to their KNEES,
         With her YEN, for CHINESE;
         The result? She developed severe HIP DYSPLASIA!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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This one is for the families of Sandy Hook and their unbearable grief. May God shine his face upon them.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on the snow.
I am the sunlight that ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn's rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush; Of quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft star that shines at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there. I did not die."

Old Irish Prayer

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       Tears are the Gift, that Water GOD'S GARDEN,
       Sorrow Purifies, when Intense Grief is ARDENT;
       In this Transient World, of WOE,
       Blackened, by sins, we KNOW;
       LOVE'S Sacrifice will Win, Us, All, PARDON.

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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       That strange VAMPIRE Lass, ANASTASIA,
       Found Herself plagued, with AMNESIA;
       She said, Drinking BLOOD,
       Now, Tasted, like, MUD;
       Gets Her "High", from Quaffing ANESTHESIA!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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          So, Today's "The Day" our World, supposedly, ENDS,
          Add this day, to the long list, of: "Oh, no, not, AGAIN!";
          If we survive, past, Twelve, NOON,
          Millions shall feel, like, BUFFOONS;
          I'm content, to write LIMERICKS, to my UMA FRIENDS.

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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       SANTA CLAUS, swiftly, came, down THE CHIMNEY,
       To the Castle room's Portrait, said: "CRIMINETLY!"
       "I know, that Naughty FACE,
       So, I'm, in the Wrong PLACE;
       I won't give DRACULA the Chance, TO BITE ME!"

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          2 Days, Remain, Until: MERRIE CHRISTMAS!
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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       'Tis CHRISTMAS-TIDE, with Its Usual PICKIN'S,
       SANTA, RUDOLPH, FROSTY, ALIVE & KICKIN';
       But, the One, I, most, ACCEPT,
       For, It touches Moi Very DEPTH;
       Is A CHRISTMAS CAROL, by CHARLES DICKENS!

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        A MERRIE CHRISTMAS, TO MOI UMA FANG-MILY!
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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          SCROOGE said: "The SPIRITS did it, all, in one NIGHT!"
          DRACULA boasts: "I do my Best Work, with one BITE!"
          In this Yule-tide SEASON,
          The MONSTERS are FREEZIN';
          GENERAL TERRY Shovels a CHRISTMAS, that's WHITE.

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            A MERRIE CHRISTMAS, TO MOI UMA FANG-MILY!
                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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                He carried a DIRK, JACK, THE RIPPER,
                With The Ladies, a JERK, hacked their ZIPPER;
                As his Body-Count ROSE,
                He was, ahead, by a NOSE,
                Not, just, FISHY, NO! Ab-So-Lute-Ly, KIPPER!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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      THE Vile VAMPIRE crept, out, of his COFFIN,
      Strangely, resembling CHARLES LAUGHTON;
      Sounded, like, FRODO,
      Crossed, with QUASIMODO;
      Turned WOLF-ISH, just, like, DAVID NAUGHTON.

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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               Our latest Read count is, all, Sixes & THREES,
               In deep December; why, Bless me! {I SNEEZED};
               Our Classic Monster Thread carries, ON,
               With this sad, olde, Year, nearly, GONE;
               THE MONSTERS Wave, &, seem, Rather, PLEASED!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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          There was a GIANT CHICKEN, once; NO RUMOUR,
          Its NOODLE-NEST resembled a Grisly TUMOUR;
          'Ere, He "FLEW THE COOP",
          They made Him, into CHICKEN SOUP;
          Don't let this News leave You, in FOWL HUMOUR.

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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                    These 2012 LIMERICK Pages fly, BY,
                    Tortured UMA Souls, wonder: "WHY?!"
                    With, all, of My MIGHT,
                    I say: "No end, in SIGHT!"
                    I know, that, it BITES, but, don't CRY!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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WE WISH YOU, ALL, A HOLY, HAPPY, HEALTHY, SAFE & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!

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         I am, somewhat, stunned; 'tis, so, Odd, to BELIEVE,
         That, We've crested, upon another NEW YEAR'S EVE;
         'Tho' 2013, too, might FLY,
         'Pon this One Fact, I'll RELY;
         UNIVERSAL'S CLASSIC MONSTERS, I Will, Always, RETRIEVE!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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        My Limerick thoughts, in this New Year, INCREASED,
        After all, All, Sixes, means: "THE MARK, OF THE BEAST";
        1 # past It, must be The BEAST'S NEIGHBOUR,
        Five Sixes = THE BEAST, played, by JIM NABOR;
        "GO-O-OL-LLY SARGE!", The UMA is TV-Land APPEASED.

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.