WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 60,992 times)

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     The WIND HOWLS, now, outside, of My WALLS,
     Like, WEREWOLVES, so, I must answer Its CALLS;
     Hot Summer hath PASSED,
     By AUTUMN, OUT-CLASSED;
     Aahhh! HALLOWEEN Memories, of, so, many, FALLS!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

     WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,022 times)

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      Although, Trapped, in a pen, the Prisoners were PERKY,
      Their Jailors came, 'round, oft, & were, secretly, "LURKY";
      The AXE was destined, to FALL,
      Executed, in that sad CORRAL;
      Their Sentence, served, made Dinner, for Us, of... TURKEY!

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  A HAPPY & BLESSED THANKS-GIVING, TO, ALL, OF OUR UMA TROOPS!
                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[vintagehalloweentoys]

There once was a man with a nose like a pickle.
He was old and strange and oh so fickle.
One day he was approached by the fair maiden Lynn.
Who said to the man "What a nice pickle" with a wink and a grin.
The old man smiled and gave her a tickle.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               THE ZOMBIE was, Blissed; AHEAD, by a NOSE,
               Because, He knew, what Flavour, He CHOSE;
               It, sure, looked, like, a SICKLE,
               Removed that Old NOSE-PICKLE;
               "A CLASSIC VLASIC!", He Munched, Happily, in PROSE.

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,179 times)

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       THE VAMPIRE COVEN entered the Fine RESTAURANT,
       Their Menu was scribed, in a BLOODY, RED, FONT;
       Per usual, on Their PART,
       They ordered "ALA CARTE"
       ALL, YOU CARDS, who read "ALUCARD", Knew What You WANT!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          THE ZOMBIES were Starving and MAD,
          Finding Humans, for Food, made them GLAD;
          Smelling the Foul ZOMBIE ROT,
          The Men fired HEAD-SHOTS;
          No more, Mad, Hungry, ZOMBIES... Too BAD!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

    WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,232 times)

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          DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER threw QUOITS,
          His Aim, as you, might, guess, most, ADROIT;
          KARL'S Cousin got, in the WAY,
          "Ooww!" The Price, he didst PAY;
          As, in BROOKLYN, Dey say: "DAT REELLY HOITS!"

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         GENERAL TERRY, once, Hatched, was placed, in a NURSERY, 
         The Medical Mad-Men thought It, BEST, even, CURSORY; 
         Altho', He was, only, a TYKE, 
         TERRY knew, what, he LIKED; 
         NOW, We MONSTER-KIDS say: "HAPPY 10th UMA ANNIVERSARY!"

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

          WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,350 times)

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             I found, in my room, an UNATTACHED HAND!
             Said, to Myself: "These are, always, in DEMAND;
             So, Now, I, Proudly, Carry A SPARE,
             To "Lend A Hand", EVERYWHERE;
             Howe'er, if, It's soiled, I get a Harsh REPRIMAND!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

       WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,382 times)

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           Last night, I found a SKULL, in my ROOM,
           & said: "This, really, belongs, in a TOMB;
           THE SKULL began LAFFIN',
           & said: "No, just, a COFFIN;
           I'm a Left-Over, from a Body, EXHUMED."

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               I found a GIANT TURKEY, to ROAST,
               Weighed 5 Million Pounds, at MOST;
               I rose, in Moi STATION,
               By Feeding The NATION;
               Gaining Celebrity, from Coast to COAST!

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                 HAPPY TURKEY-DAY, UMA!
        And, A Moste BLESSED THANKS-GIVING!
                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[charp13]

Baron, you're so very neat
Your Thanksgiving wishes are sweet
Now, have a great meal or shop for a deal
In the morn,  you'll have leftover meat     
YUM!! SANDWICHES!!!  Happy Thanksgiving!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Baron, you're so very neat
Your Thanksgiving wishes are sweet
Now, have a great meal
Or shop for a deal
In the morn,  you'll have leftover meat 
   
YUM!! SANDWICHES!!!  Happy Thanksgiving!

My Very Dear CHARP 13,
   My Thanks-Giving Holiday went scrumptiously!
Thanks, for your finely couched and moste kindly Limerick wishes!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

         WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,635 times)
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            A GIANT REPTILE, with the Power, of AVIATION,
            Set His Course, thru the Rain-Storm, sans DEVIATION;
            When the LIGHNING STRUCK,
            THE MONSTER showed PLUCK;
            Unyielding, to show, He was, above, CONSTERNATION.

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

   WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 61,765 times)

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       The ZOMBIES formed a Labour UNION,
       That guaranteed BRAINS, with ONIONS;
       The Flavour was First RATE,
       'Til They discovered, too, LATE,
       The Combination, gave Them, All, BUNIONS!

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   {Which is, why, ZOMBIES have that Funny Walk!}
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                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.