WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        THE TIM-LIGHT ZONE goes: " DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO",
        Like a GIANT CAGED APE, flinging his POO-POO;
        I have, to make a humbling CONFESSION:
        That Sound is, only, my WHOOPEE CUSHION,
        So, Thankful, be, and, Shout: "WHOO-WHOOOOOO!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

       Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 35805 times)

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                Did Ye ever think THE CREATURE was IRISH?
                Although, Humanoid, He is, also, a FISH;
                He's a-wearin' The GREEN,
                Luvs the Ladies & is MEAN;
                Seekin' a LEPRECHAWN, to grant him that WISH!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

She swam like a mermaid and was quite a dish,
a lagoon-dwelling creature's perfect wish.
And though he was a romantic sort,
Gillman wasn't sure how to court,
so instead of flowers he caught her a fish!

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~~~~ Baron - your last limerick was sheer genius, bravo sir!!  ~~~~

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

~~~~ Baron - your last lyric was sheer genius, bravo sir!!  ~~~~

~~    LONG LIVE KONG, It takes one, to know one! Thanks!!  ~~

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        THE WOLFMAN made a Supper, of GRUEL,
        The remains, of some unfortunate FOOL,
        'Neath the Full Moon, he DINED,
        'Til sated, he, again, felt FINE,
        Ready, to pounce, again, fit, with FUEL!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

It appeared as a shape buried deep in the ice,
blown free by man, without thinking twice,
and from its icy tomb unfurled,
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD!
A momentous discovery, with a deadly price!!

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             The Mad CYCLOPS battled the Gigantic DRAGON, 
             The Evil WIZARD, SOKURAH, fell, off the WAGON; 
             Drunk, with Mystic POWER, 
             Planning, his vicious HOUR; 
             SINBAD saved the day; A Toast, from my FLAGON! 

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           BORIS and BELA were engaged, in a MYSTERY;
           With THE BLACK CAT, they shared dark HISTORY;
           BELA'S Wife, dead, then, his DAUGHTER,
           Endured BORIS' lies, about her FATHER;
           BELA'S Sweet Revenge was skinning BORIS, GORY!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             I'm caught, in the grip, of the Cruelest MONSTER;
             Food Poisoning imprisons my Health & POSTURE;
             I am, truly, a Physical WRECK,
             Tight, hot, Skin; Stiff NECK;
             I hope, that, Tomorrow offers Greener PASTURES!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

The Baron is feeling somewhat ill,
so we send out vibes of good will,
but he isn't too sick,
to write a limerick,
will Timmy ever be over-the-hill??

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There was a man named Ardeth Bey,
who spent thousands of years in decay,
like a vamp with a bad complexion,
he avoided his own reflexion,
and applied skin cream twice a day!!

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Quasimodo was a man of simple taste,
who lived in a cathedral's loft space,
after years with gargoyle friends,
his loneliness would finally end,
with Esmeralda's tender embrace!!

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There was a man with an endless devotion,
who gave critters real life and emotion, 
his name was Ray Harryhausen,
maker of beasts by the thousand,
the grand master of monster stop motion!!

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[tv horror]

As Dr Kildare used to say it's his spleen,
It is in need of a good clean,
So take his advice my friend,
And fight it off till the poisonings end,
Leaving you fit with a brand new sheen.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

As Dr Kildare used to say it's his spleen,
It is in need of a good clean,
So take his advice my friend,
And fight it off till the poisonings end,
Leaving you fit with a brand new sheen.

THANKS, MAURICE,
   As long, as it's, not, CHARLIE SHEEN'S SPLEEN... or, LIVER... with FAVA BEANS and a Nice, Dry, CHIANTI!
Sorry... Here, ends the LECTOR... er, LECTURE!
                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

My Sincerest Thanks,
   To, all, of my UMA FANG-MILY, for Good Thoughts and Prayers ... &, to TV HORROR & LONG LIVE KONG, for catching the TORCH, &, running, with it!! Just a few READS, away, from # 36,000!!!!

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    LONG LIVE KONG gaveth, Four, for the Price, of ONE,
    Accomplishing, what hath, seldom, been Dung... er, DONE!
    Worthy, of our Beloved, SIR FORRY ACK,
    COATING my Pun, plus, 3 pair, of SLACKS,
    I'm, obviously, feeling, much, Better; so: ON, WITH THE PUNS!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Oh no thirty six thousand that are polluted,
Even though most of our limericks are convoluted,
With the Baron feeling poorly,
It is up to us to fill the gap surely,
The man's a rhyming machine and we have intruded.

Get well soon Tim and show that bug the door!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         This Creeping-Crud Bug, for three days, didst INFECT;
         As a WEREWOLF, sorely, tempted, wast I, to call, in, Ye VET;
         "We're evil; so, 'tis our right, to dwell, HERE!"
         In order, to flush them, I drowned them, in BEER!
         MORAL: This Wolf's Home is His Castle... and, I don't SUBLET!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, MONSTERS & GHOULS,
               MUMMIES & ZOMBIES & CREATURES that DROOL,
               BORIS & BELA, SR. & JR. LON,
               PETER & VINCENT; I could go, on & ON;
               A Grand EDUCATION, that, we didn't learn, in SCHOOL!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.