WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       MERLIN, THE WIZARD, is a wonderful FELLER,
       Able, to bend Spoons, just, like, URI GELLER;
       When he was asked, to PICK,
       A Pet, who could do TRICKS,
       Not, at all, shy; he, promptly, replied: "OLD YELLER!"

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              We've arrived, at our FIRST HUNDREDTH PAGE,
              Where, "all the world's a" LIMERICK "STAGE"!
              'Tis, not, like, Moi, to FIB,
              Nor, quibble, o'er a QUIB;
              Our Feast needs a bib, for a taste, all, the RAGE!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

One of our rhyming brothers has been struck low,
Uncula has some medical issues which struck a body blow,
Let us all join together and wish him well,
For he is a most jolly fellow as all can tell,
Here's hoping that he pulls through and he gets back to his flow. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       We Celebrate the Approaching APRIL, Ye FIRST,
       That Dubious Day, when, all FOOLS are CURSED;
       Too, the Birthday, of SENIOR LON,
       Sadly, His Great 1000 Faces, GONE,
       Upon his QUASIMODO, Lord, of Misrule, I was NURSED!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

You can tell it's almost April First
When the Fool returns, with a verse!
Not my favorite Spring holiday
('cause Walpurgis is still one month away)
But all in all, heck; it could be worse!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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      A visit, from IVAN, like, TARTARE, quite, RARE!
      A Joy, to see Thy smiling fanged face, my BR'ER;
      As a co-sufferer, of our WOLFEN CURSE;
      I speak Blessings, upon Thine APRIL 1st;
      More frequent Limericks, 'twouldst be most FAIR!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

As my sisters say, foul is fair and fair is foul
I try to write more poetry, but all that comes out is a howl
I'm in high demand, always on the go;
for example, right now I simply must know
If contestant #2 will solve, or buy a vowel!

[tv horror]

It feels like old house at home again,
The three of us together we'll not refrain,
Limerick's are our call to arms,
So with cruel rhyming that harms,
I'll just add my two cents worth to their agonizing pain.


P.S
It's nice hearing from you again 1van.

[Crazy1van]

Thanks, TV; it has been a while
I'll try to keep pace for at least one more mile
Life's conundrums have taken their toll
but I'm back like some internet troll
'Cause giving up really isn't my style! 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          My BIRTHDAY is, today, April, the FIRST;
          Mostly, all, of my Fools, were CURSED;
          True Love escaped them, ALL,
          Yet, we, still, stood, TALL,
          My 1001 FACES fared, better, than WORSE.

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       There, once, was a ZOMBIE, from JAMAICA,
       Whose Brain was proven, to be FAKE, EH!
       To make it, better, than BEFORE,
       He ate others' Brains, GALORE,
       Only, to wind, up, with a bad BELLYACHE... DUH!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       HAMMER'S "CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF";, was, INDEED,
       A Great Motion Picture, as regards our WERE-BREED;
       When he let loose his HOWLLL,
       VANNA, I'd like, to buy a VOWEL;
       &, here & now, convey Thanks, to the Late OLIVER REED!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Writing about the obscure was his handcraft,
Both dark and foreboding his witchcraft,
Tall of stature and very lean,
His stories chilled even the very mean,
His name why the one and only H.P.Lovecraft.

[long live kong]

In the quiet town of Portland, Maine,
lives a man with a dark, canny brain,
a writer most prolific,
of tales quite horrific,
Steven 'King' is his rather apt name.

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            There, once, was a MUMMY, from OHIO,
            Who, really, had a most excellent BIO;
            Yet, with wrappings, OBTUSE,
            It appeared, to carry a PAPOOSE;
            Couldn't tell, if, it was a GIRL, or, a GUY-O!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.