WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[Flower]

There once was a zombie named Rick
He had a sister, an Umglick
They were both crazy
So very lazy.
And ate dirty brains off a stick

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           I Yelled: "Don't get Your BRAIN, in a STEW!"
           The ZOMBIE replied: "But, what, if, I DO?!"
           The Vampire, VEIN-DRAINER,
           Said: "Duh! A NO-BRAINER!"
           On hearing, that, The ZOMBIE, WITHDREW!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

I had a little hunch back at the office,
Yes his name is Igor that should suffice,
He does his job and works hard,
I pay him little as he's a bit of a card,
And he won't even pour the oil from the precipice.   

   

[Flower]

There once was a vampire named Neal.
Who was looking for a travel deal.
He searched for a boat.
As coffins don't float.
And settled upon the S.S. Beal.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           Things looked, so, Bleak, for The VAMPIRE,
           Caught, in Her Coffin, Trapped, by the FIRE;
           Explosive and MEAN,
           Some Added GASOLINE;
           And... In, THREE! TWO! ONE! BAM!! PYRE!!!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a fatty troll named Midge.
Who lived in grande style under the ridge.
She would often jump out.
And loudly scream and shout.
"You all keep your hands out of my fridge."

[long live kong]

There was an old sea dog named Stu,
Who bit off more than he could chew,
When he peered from his deck,
And screamed "what the heck?!"
For he'd snagged the almighty Cthulhu!"

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           That Despicable, Olde, VAMPIRE, SIR REGINALD,
           One Night, from His Decaying CRYPT, CRAWLED;
           Removed His CRAVAT,
           &, Turned, into a BAT;
           Flew, Too, Low, &, by a WEREWOLF, got MAULED!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          Remember 'Weird Fred', the HOMUNCULUS?
          Lord 'Av Mercy, He was an Orn'ry Old CUSS;
          A case, of Diminutive EVIL,
          Not, unlike, the Boll WEEVIL;
          'Til, He got blind-sided, & crushed, by a BUS.

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

We looked out and saw the bloody gook.
Brains left rotting by that Zombie, Brooke.
They began to stink
Attracting a mink.
Who gave them away, 'What a crook!'

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           A 'SHOUT, OUT', to My Older Brother, MIKE,
           He Proves, Stayin' Alive is, like, Riding a BIKE;
           It, all, Starts, to BLEND,
           At 3-SCORE And TEN;
           So, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' and 1 Million 'LIKES'!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a vampire named Kevin.
Who longed to go and live in Heaven.
"I really am good"
"And misunderstood"
On the wait list he is number seven.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               JANUARY, Quickly, COMES, to ITS CLOSE,
               So, CLOSE, that, It's A HEAD, by a NOSE;
               WINTER Is SCARY,
               Up, Next: FEBRUARY;
               In Describing IT, I Get, REALLY, VERBOSE!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               I Loosed, an Arrow, from My QUIVER,
               To Slay that WEREWOLF, GULLIVER;
               SILVER ARROW-HEAD,
               It Pierced, Him, DEAD;
               For Loved Ones, from Him, to DELIVER.

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           COUNT DRACULA said, to THE MUMMY:
           "How about a Game, of GIN RUMMY?"
           "No, thanks, I don't DRINK,
           Nor, am I, Dumb, as you think;
           You meant: 'A Drink, of Gin, DUMMY!'"

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.