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           THE UMA, Truly, has Some, Great, 'LOST LOVES',
           The MONSTERS & THEM were HAND-IN-GLOVE;
           MEEK, MARK & SEAN,
           'Tho', Physically, GONE;
           We Believe, that, They Dwell, EVERNOW, ABOVE!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a vampire named Kay.
Who went after my brother Jay Jay.
Before she could even start.
He put a stake in her heart.
Now he's looking for others to slay.

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               COUNT DRACULA was Livid; Totally, DISGRUNTLED,
               Whilst He watched His CRYPT being DISMANTLED;
               "There are, few, Things, I RUE,
               As much, as This, which, I DO!"
               The DAYLIGHT poured, in, into Dust, He CRUMBLED.

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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            THE YETI got, up, EARLY, MORNING,
            To CELEBRATE The FROST WARNING;
            "We think, it's, so, NICE,
            To have SNOW and ICE;
            In Summer, We go, into MOURNING!"

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

We are all afraid of the Old Crone.
She is mean and evil to the bone.
With zombies she dwells,
And casts vicious spells.
Thus now we live in a danger zone.

[tv horror]

Dracula was at the end of his tether,
No one feared him that much either,
So his money he got from the bank,
And went and bought a brand new tank,
Now we'll see some stormy weather.

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           Doc Frankenstein's creation needed a BRAIN,
           So, he sent FRITZ, to fetch one, in the RAIN;
           The Good Brain, He COPPED,
           Fell, and, got 'PLOPPED';
           So, FRITZ took the one, marked "INSANE"!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

Too many visits from the Grim Reaper
Has turned me into a major weeper
Somewhere over rainbows
Is a place my heart knows
Where love lives and memories are deeper

[tv horror]

There was a loud noise like a bump,
Who could it be to make this thump,
I've searched the house from top to cellar,
Found nothing maybe it was the previous dweller,
They seemed a nice couple but who is this ?

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          I said, to that Weird Spook, THE GRIM REAPER,
          "Jeepers, Creepers, wheredya get those PEEPERS?!"
          "They're Dark, &, yet, GLOWING,
          You move, like, a BOEING;
          You work, for Free, it couldn't get, any, CHEAPER!"

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a vampire named Jace.
Who said this world was a scary place.
With that grump
Donald .
We see the end of the human race.

[tv horror]

Dracula asked the waiter for the house phone,
I've got an important message and watch your tone,
Look mate I'm English and sore,
And you're a bit of a bore,
So here's your check that'll leave you prone.

[Flower]

Satan was outside screaming and yelling.
We won't buy the crap he was selling.
Either the clown named Ronald
Or the evil one Donald.
Both options are extremely repelling.

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           TODAY contains A BIG BUNCH, of TWOS,
           The Poor MUMMY was 'SINGING THE BLUES';
           "FOLKS Think, Me, MAD,
           But, I'm, really, just, SAD;
           I Loved a Woman, but, She was, BAD NEWS!"

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           I, once, Caught a WILD, ZOMBIE, TROUT,
           IT Tried, to bite, Me, as I pulled, It, OUT;
           So, for the Sake, of a PUN,
           I produced My WEAPON;
           Then, Butchered, It, Removing, All, DOUBT!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.