WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[Flower]

We heard it creeping, we were wary.
A  shambling zombie, dull, not hairy.
Staring at our porch,
We lit up our torch.
Blank look in it's eyes, so scary.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 95,500 times)

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            A Fine ZOMBIE LIMERICK, With CLASS,
            With FLOWER-LIKE HAIKU, You AMASS,
            Insight, To The CORE,
            You've Done, This, BEFORE;
            So, PAGE 185 Starts, Off, With A BLAST!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Moe
Catch a crazy by the toe
If he hollers
Grab his collar
Toss him in the undertow

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       TONIGHT'S got a NASTY STORM, A-BREWIN',
       That could Lead, Us, To WRACK And RUIN;
       This, one, Thing, I SWEAR,
       'Tis, Too, Much, TWO BEAR;
       So, Grab Your Weapon, and, STORM A BRUIN!

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        Our Irish Limericks are Light-Years, AHEAD,
        O' The Zombie Hoard's Efforts, UN-DEAD;
        Here, Words make a POINT,
        Their Brains, Fail, to ANOINT;
        Irish Wit Feeds the Heart, like, SODA BREAD!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

All is quiet as the household sleeps,
The ghost is heard as she weeps,
Walking along the main stairs,
On she moans avoiding the glares,
Of the poor souls patrolling while she creeps.

[Flower]

Perhaps it is a silly quirk,
Or that zombie is a jerk.
Looking quite insane
Standing in the rain,
An ugly face, need not smirk

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          We Did, Not, Learn, This, From BRAM STOKER,
          That, VLAD, The Impaler, Was, Really, A JOKER;
          VLAD Said: "MUAH-HA-HA-HAAAA,
          I've, Just, Made THE PUN, OF DRACULA!"
          Otherwise, He Was, No, Common, BLOKE, SIR!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              That JAPANESE GIANT MONSTER RETURNS,
              No Bridges, Behind HIM, Doth HE BURN;
              HIS Radioactive BREATH,
              Will Roast, You, To DEATH;
              GODZILLA! *Sigh* When, Will We LEARN?!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

Once when the weather was balmy
I encountered a creature smarmy
With words he did schmooze
His breathe stank of booze
As he told of tales in the army

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       THE MUMMY, SLIM-HOTEP, was Buried, ALIVE,
       For Foolin', Around, with PHARAOH'S WIVES;
       So, It stands, to REASON,
       For that Act, of TREASON;
       They'd Choose, Not, to Use EMBALMER'S KNIVES!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Paul L]

I belong to a vampire sect
And I bite people in the neck!
But they threw me in jail
I have no cash for bail
That's why I'm calling you collect!

[tv horror]

How Poe loved to rant and rave,
From his cradle to the grave,
Poetry would then flood,
Sometime with a touch of blood,
Such was his talent that I now crave.

[Count_Zirock]

On the Night of the Living Dead,
The whole world will be seized with dread!
The ghouls crave our flesh,
And prefer that it's fresh,
Unless you're quick with a shot to the head!

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[Flower]

The monster creeping here unwanted,
Fear not,  for we are undaunted.
It had its day,
We had our say
And refuse to be by it haunted.