WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              Classic, FAMOUS MONSTERS, Oddly, CONVERGENT,
              Sell Products, from CEREAL, to DETERGENT;
              Not, in It, for THE MONEY,
              They, just, Thought It, FUNNY;
              Both, Scary, Then, Helpful; PATHS, SO, DIVERGENT!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Renfield hid below deck on the sly,
And he was only found by a loud sigh,
Come up here you swine,
We can see you behind the wine,
Why I don't think that he would hurt a fly.


Little Maria sat by the lake,
Tossing the petals like a flake,
Along came the monster with his flower,
And the encounter turned very sour,
Leaving the scene for his own sake.


That one is for you Susan enjoy, nice to be back even though my hunch gets in the way. Or as we tea drinkers say one hump or two.

[Paul L]

Red Riding Hood made her way quick
To visit her grandma, who's sick.
But the Wolf Man---beware!
He ate her then & there!
She hadn't time to holler, "Oh Chick!"

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          KING KONG was, just, BIG, for His SIZE,
          A Buff GORILLA, He loved, to EXERCISE;
          To Increase His POWER,
          He Beat, Up, DINOSAURS;
          Meeting ANN, He Reached, For The SKIES!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

With barely enough time to duck,
Muttering words rhyming with luck,
Bats flew thru the air
Just missing my hair
On my neck they'll never suck

[tv horror]

Lundy has put me in a bad mood,
Thinking of Costello in a hood,
Now that I have that image,
I can't close my eyes for rage,
Red riding hood is now making me brood.


I wonder did the wolf realize he was eating Italian that night. In my case it would have been Irish spew or I mean STEW.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          I Wandered, On, Down, To FLEET STREET,
          To Buy, Me, Some, PIES, Made, Of MEAT;
          That Cat, SWEENEY TODD,
          Said, That, HE Dug MY BOD;
          And, That, IT Looked, Good, Enuf, TO EAT!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Dracula left Renfield raving,
Then decided to go caving,
What was the appeal,
Of stamping his seal,
Due to his blood craving.

[Flower]

Slowly a creature started to  rise
I could feel his black zombie eyes
There wasn't a knife,
I ran for my life
My brains were not to be his prize

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       I Can, Not, Believe, That, We've MISSED,
       That NIGHT, We, Celebrate: WALPURGIS;
       APRIL, Fast, EVAPORATED,
       'Twas NON-CONTEMPLATED;
       Shame, On US... And, A Slap, On The WRIST!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

I was too busy marking my blue flame,
As some coachman was calling me lame,
What he failed to know,
Was what lay below,
Making me very rich all the same.




No Baron I did not forget Walpugis night I spent it thinking of our dear friend Mark and how much he enjoyed his little ritual, rest easy my friend you are sorely missed.

[Flower]

Maurice you are putting me to shame,
I know not of this magic blue flame
While not a bitch,
I'd like to be rich
Will you allow me in on the game?

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       I, Once, Knew, That Monster: "THE BLOB";
       On A First-Name Basis, He Was "BOB";
       An Unassuming FELLOW,
       Oft, Mistaken, For JELLO;
       But, He "Let Himself Go" - What A SLOB!

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                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

I love watching mysterious fog
Silently floating across the bog
It is a feature
Great for a creature
But not for those out for a jog

[tv horror]

While I come across as very snide,
I like to wear my clothes with pride,
That London fog gets in the lungs,
Resulting in many stocking rungs,
I still get my beauties as I'm Mr Hyde.




Q. What is my favorite my game

A. Why Hyde and shriek of course.