NEWS OF THE WORLD - Current Events (May Be Disturbing, No Politics Please)

[Fester]

Could have been self defense.

Depends on what the other guy was packing. 
Were cabbage, asparagus or onions involved?

Any fingers get pulled?

Remember when Beano is outlawed the terrorists will have won.
Then only outlaws will have Three-Bean, Four-Alarm Chili.

[Sean]

Could have been self defense.

Depends on what the other guy was packing. 
Were cabbage, asparagus or onions involved?

Any fingers get pulled?

Remember when Beano is outlawed the terrorists will have won.
Then only outlaws will have Three-Bean, Four-Alarm Chili.

Perhaps he was farting the theme song to 'The Jeffersons'...

[Scatter]

Perhaps he was farting the theme song to 'The Jeffersons'...

A cabbage fart would definitely leave you "Weezy".

[Dr. Blasko]

The worst kept secret in media is no more. Anderson Cooper finally came out that he's gay. Good for him, but like I said, it was a pretty poorly kept secret

Still, the positive is that by this point, I would imagine VERY little backlash against him since everyone assumed it anyways.

[missdead13]

The worst kept secret in media is no more. Anderson Cooper finally came out that he's gay. Good for him, but like I said, it was a pretty poorly kept secret

Still, the positive is that by this point, I would imagine VERY little backlash against him since everyone assumed it anyways.

never knew that was a secret . hahahaha.. seriously. im not even kidding. i thought everyone knew that . shrugs

[Sean]

This is a headline in the UK today:

ZOO ORANGUTAN FORCED TO QUIT SMOKING
                     
                     


Really?  It's not as if he's sneaking off to 7-Eleven.  STOP GIVING HIM CIGARETTES!!     

[Unknown Primate]

He probably started due to peer pressure from the other apes.

[Sean]

He probably started due to peer pressure from the other apes.

Gotta admit, cigar smoking silverbacks ARE cool.

[Unknown Primate]

You should like my new avatar when I get it scanned, Sean[/b!

[Fester]

Looks like Baron Frankenstein wasn't the only one to try this.


http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120706-bog-mummies-body-parts-frankenstein-ancient-science/

[Sean]

Looks like Baron Frankenstein wasn't the only one to try this.


http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120706-bog-mummies-body-parts-frankenstein-ancient-science/

Are we to conclude that these creatures LIVED... or did people merely assemble skeletons from spare parts?

[Fester]

Are we to conclude that these creatures LIVED... or did people merely assemble skeletons from spare parts?

Hard to tell. I think they're all dead now.

And I'm pretty sure that had not harnessed electricity back then. 

[Sean]

Hard to tell. I think they're all dead now.

And I'm pretty sure that had not harnessed electricity back then. 

Must have been the work of Len Frankenstone.

[Sean]

Go Swimming... Have a Ball

When biologists say the pacu fish eats nuts, they may be correct in more ways than one.

The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois, KSDK reports.

Responding to a report that a fisherman had reeled in a piranha on June 7, lake superintendent Jim Caldwell brought the fish to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, where it was identified as a pacu. Some reports say another pacu was seen a couple of weeks later.

Caldwell said he is still swimming in the lake nearly every day. Pacus primarily eat nuts, aquatic vegetation and snails, he told KDSK, and pose no real threat to humans.

Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the "ball cutter." In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles, according to the Metro.

"The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen," Wade said.

Wade determined that the perpetrator was the pacu, which is known for having human-like teeth. The angler did note that such attacks are uncommon, the Daily Mail reports.

Though pacus are native to the Amazon Basin, they were released into Papua New Guinea waters in the 1990s as part of an initiative to boost fisheries.

Biologists say any pacus in the Illinois lake are most likely former aquarium pets, according to the Journal-News. Anyone caught dumping the fish in the lake could face criminal charges.>>>>>>>>>>

I have seen these things about 1 foot long in pet shops eating cherry tomatoes.  Yeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!

[Sean]

You should like my new avatar when I get it scanned, Sean[/b!

I'm Waiting....