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[Moonshadow]

Even SCARIER!!  HOLY DOUBLE CRAP!!!

The whack-o in NJ who has tanned herself to a metallic bronze.

She's got that same old leather saddlebag look that so many of the Scottsdale princesses out here get from too much tanning. Then they go to the plastic surgeons, and windup looking even worse.

[Fester]

I KNEW my replica BatCave wouldn't work in this crappy, sandy Florida soil.

Thank heavens!  I was afraid it was that recipe for Three Bean, Four Alarm Chili.

[seed_murda]

Hope this hasn't already been posted...
Never heard anything about it.

http://www.dailytech.com/Baffling+Illness+Strikes+Africa+Turns+Children+Into+Violent+Zombies/article24276.htm

[Gasport]

Can the Zombie Apocalypse be far behind?

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/05/26/Police-shoot-kill-face-eating-man/UPI-65871338082849/?pvn=1

[Scatter]

Can the Zombie Apocalypse be far behind?

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2012/05/26/Police-shoot-kill-face-eating-man/UPI-65871338082849/?pvn=1

What are you, one of them health food nuts?

[missdead13]

Thank heavens!  I was afraid it was that recipe for Three Bean, Four Alarm Chili.

   that cracked me up .

[Sean]

This medium may have wanted to raise more than the dead.

Karl Lang, 49, of Wales, is accused of pressuring two women to repeatedly expose themselves to him, telling them that their nudity would help them better connect with the spirit world. The women, both in their 20s, did not attend sessions together, but report similar circumstances.

One of the women scheduled her first appointment with Lang when she was 19, wishing to contact her deceased grandfather. Lang allegedly pressured her to be naked during seances because "the spirits are naked," according to the Daily Mail.

As the sessions continued, she says, Lang pressured her to do more and more "outrageous" things, including masturbating in front of him.

"I had to . . . perform a bit like a porn star," she told Wales Online. She continued weekly meetings with Lang for three years.

Both women say that in addition to stripping at psychic sessions, Lang demanded that they send to him nude pictures and explicit videos.

Lang allegedly instituted a system of "levels," in which increasingly explicit sexual exhibition was rewarded with greater spiritual powers, according to the Telegraph. One woman says she continued follow Lang's requests because "that was the way to get up to level 30."
Lang allegedly also told his clients he was the "reincarnation of Jesus Christ," the Mirror reports.
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If getting naked is Level 1... What in the blue hell could Level 30 be!!??

I want to be at Level 30.

[Sean]

Karl Lang, 49, of Wales, is accused of pressuring two women to repeatedly expose themselves to him, telling them that their nudity would help them better connect with the spirit world. The women, both in their 20s, did not attend sessions together, but report similar circumstances.... "I had to . . . perform a bit like a porn star," she told Wales Online. She continued weekly meetings with Lang for three years.

Aren't we just, then, accusing Karl Lang of BEING A GENIUS!!!???

[Unknown Primate]

And they FELL for it!

[Sean]

And they FELL for it!

...WEEKLY..... for THREE YEARS.

[Sean]

I MUST know what 'LEVEL 30' is!!!!!!!

[Sean]

OK... when you're getting 20-somethings to 'go to level 30' nude and YOU look like the Maytag Repairman--------and THEY are paying YOU for the 'honor' every week for 3 YEARS...... you don't get arrested------you get a job offer.

The guy is a GENIUS.

 

[Scatter]

I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.

[missdead13]

sadly, this is southern california news today. . . geeshhh.. .


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Fast-food employee allegedly stabs customer in dispute over order


June 22, 2012 |  7:09pm



An employee at a fast-food stand in Hemet was arrested for allegedly stabbing a customer with a knife after a dispute over an order, Riverside County Sheriff's Department officials said.

The argument over the male customer's order erupted at 1:50 a.m. Thursday at the restaurant on East Florida Avenue, officials said. The eatery was identified as a Del Taco by the Associated Press.

The customer, stabbed in the abdomen, was transported by friends to a local hospital. Officials described his wounds as serious but said he is expected to survive.

The suspect, 28-year-old, Gabriel Villalba, was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon. He was transported to the Larry Smith Correctional Facility in Banning.

-- Louis Sahagun


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/06/fast-food-employee-allegedly-stabs-customer-in-dispute-over-order.html

[Sean]

This was the 'big story' on NJ.Com's website yesterday...

From NewJersey.com...


Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, "I'm going to put a hole in your head." The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins' apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr.