the worst movies of all time

Started by general gruesome, August 09, 2011, 06:07:47 PM

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BaronLatos35

I love The Blair Witch Project!

I know that the characters need a good slap when they are b****ing, but the movie just screams Halloween imagery. One man's trash...

One of the newer movies: Legion. My wife and I couldn't finish it

- Eeagh!
- Teenage Zombies
- Blackenstein



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CreepysFan

Quote from: mjaycox on August 30, 2011, 09:06:10 AM
6) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest   
     
  :o  WHAT ??  No love for Cuckoo's Nest ?   I love this movie.
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CreepysFan

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Quote from: neonnoodle on August 12, 2011, 10:56:01 AM

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
   
  Oh swell.  I could have gone my entire life without remembering THAT abomination.  Gonna have nightmares sure now, thanks.
   
  Worse movie ever ... Galaxina.  Also Bill and Ted's (hack, humff) excellent ? adventure. (sorry...that one got stuck in my throat)
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neonnoodle

I know, I know, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is bad, but I think of it as a strange and fascinating kind of bad.  There are some awfully bizarre high-octane WEIRD moments in that flick! 

Some people even like some of the song renditions...although George Burns singing "Fixing A Hole" is a little too much even for me!
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MDG

Quote from: marsattacks666 on August 25, 2011, 05:52:04 PM
I love all of Ed Wood's films, but most people don't. The same with H.G. Lewis, David Friedman, Russ Meyer, Roger Corman,
Jack Hill, etc. I love their films, most people do not.
I wouldn't put HGL in the same category as these others, as he never really seemed to care about movies except as a way to make a quick buck. He was a smart guy, which makes it all the more frustrating. The production quality of his films took a dive after he broke w/ Freidman, and it's hard to look at something like Gore Gore Girls and believe that the man had something like 20 features under his belt by that time.
MDG

Monster Kid

Howsa 'bout bad superhero films? 

THE SPIRIT

Worse than DAREDEVIL or even SUPERMAN RETURNS.  I could not even finish THE SPIRIT.

marsattacks666

Probably one of the worst movies of all time, is definitely, JAWS III and IV. Awful.
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Scatter

Quote from: marsattacks666 on September 02, 2011, 07:27:13 PM
Probably one of the worst movies of all time, is definitely, JAWS III and IV. Awful.

Man, you ain't kidding  ;D
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Paul L

Yeah, the Jaws (& The Howling) sequels were progressively bad! Even Jaws 2: I can't go w/the shark taking out a helicopter.
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neonnoodle

How much do I enjoy bad movies?  Well, about a month ago, I had a hankering for Jaws III aka Jaws 3-D, and actually went out of my way to buy it.  I hadn't seen it since it was in theatres!

It has some briefly redeeming characteristics (on the order of "Hey, that's a cool mechanical shark rig they built...") but on the whole, it's stinkeroony!  Just the idea that the Brody family is fated to be forever chased by sharks is plain silly. 
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Zardoz

Shark movies , Snake movies, Aligator movies, STINK BAAAADD!!!!

marsattacks666

Quote from: neonnoodle on September 03, 2011, 10:16:58 AM
How much do I enjoy bad movies?  Well, about a month ago, I had a hankering for Jaws III aka Jaws 3-D, and actually went out of my way to buy it.  I hadn't seen it since it was in theatres!

It has some briefly redeeming characteristics (on the order of "Hey, that's a cool mechanical shark rig they built...") but on the whole, it's stinkeroony!  Just the idea that the Brody family is fated to be forever chased by sharks is plain silly.
.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 I am truely sorry you purchased Jaws III. Okay?!? Was the name of the family in the movie? Brady? As for the plot, I barely remember anything. I do remember Lou G.and Dennis Q. All in all, terrible film.
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charp13

I always wondered if there was some supernatural element I missed in the first (and only) Jaws, when I watched the sequels where the family is being menaced by some kind of evil Shark-force. It really came out of nowhere and I pondered it for decades. JAWS is by far, one of the greatest movies in history  :)   It brings so much pleasure to so many, and the actors are incredible!  But those sequels are just so bad......Cable Island, Seaworld, Cindy and Sandy, Michael Caine (the love interest), and Lou Gossett Jr.......wow.

Zardoz

Anything with Sarah Jessica Parker including commercials.
chain_saw

Radioactive Rod Whitenack

I agree with MonsterKid about "The Spirit." That might be the worst movie I've ever seen. I had to watch it in 10 minute increments just to get through it. It has no structure, no character development, no conflict, no climax, nothing. It's like a series of random scenes stacked on top of each other.