Unfortunately Game

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, it's Pigs in Space in 3D.

Popeye and Olive Oil just learned today they are having a child......

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, the baby resembles Bluto and Whimpy...... (now that's a scary baby)

Today I was inducted in the Rock N Roll hall of fame

[marsattacks666]

unfortunately, It was an error. Denied!


I wrote the most perfect song in the last twenty years

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, it's going to take another 20 years to write the perfect music to go along with the perfect song...

Dracula and the Wolfman are coming over to play Bridge

[Pauspy]

Unfortunately when Wolfie played "spades" Drac said "no thanks, I always bring my own" 

I heard Igor was giving up grave robbing...they said

[long live kong]

Unfortunately he's taken up the fine art of bloody vengeance.

Our band just hired a new lead singer....

[Scatter]

Unfortunately, it's William Hung.

William Hung - Shake Your Bonbon

I recently retired to a private island

[RedKing]

Unfortunately, it turned out to be Monster Island, although I guess that would actually be pretty cool.

I just inherited an ancient gothic castle...

[Pauspy]

Unfortunately it's full of ancient Goths

I've finally learned to dance just like the "old man"....

[RedKing]

Unfortunately, the 'old man" died dancing-at the end of a rope!

I just saw good ole' Santy Claus!

[Sean]

Unfortunately he wasn't wearing any pants and was stealing your light-up reindeer off your front lawn.

I just found out what my wife is getting me for Christmas...

[Dr. Madd]

unfortunately, its life insurance and she's the recipient.

I just did a bust of Adolf Hitler for my rogue's gallery...

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately I used Orville Reddenbacher as the model

Yesterday I tried to de-claw the cat.....

[Dr. Madd]

unfortunately, I'm a lion tamer.

A person got in trouble for having an affair with their teacher....

[Pauspy]

....unfortunately they were home schooled (yikes!!!!)

The other day I met a guy who was stocking his survival shelter for 2012....