Unfortunately Game

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Unfortunately, Zombies can climb too......

So I jumped out of the tree into an open apartment window....

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it belongs to 'Nipples' , aka Clint Howard's character from Little Nicky ...  I...IIIII....I Need....I Need....YOU!

I just impressed some babes down the street...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, they were giddy and clapping, and laughing....did I mention they were only 12 months old....

I grabbed a chair and smashed it over Nipples, and then ran for the door.....

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was the bathroom door and you slipped and knocked yourself out on the wet tile.  When you awoke, Clint Howard's face was tattoo'd on YOUR face.

I just picked me a winner...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, they really turned out to be a loser......

After seeing the tattoo of Nipples on my face, I went totally insane and jumped out of the 3rd story bathroom window....

[Sean]

Unfortunately, it was a temporary tat, so the leap was unnecessary...

I went to a drive thru safari today...

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, it was at the Kiddie zoo.....

I landed in a garbage pile, so I quickly got up and ran down the street yelling..."Help..I have nipples on my face!"

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, I ran past a pack of starving Hyena pups who just looked at me as lunch.



Luckily, I came across an open fire hydrant spewing water everywhere

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, I fell into a musical trance and began singing and dancing to the song "Singing in the rain"...

After my little musical number, I barricaded myself in the laundrymat, and started to remove my wet clothes....

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, your clothing was stolen after drying them, by the Alien wet farmers.
Today I went to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show, for the 200th time.....

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately, They told you no admittance for the 200th time.... 

So I grabbed a cardboard box and slipped into it,shielding my nakedness, and snuck out the back door.

[marsattacks666]

Unfortunately, the back door led to four men in black cloaks that shanghaied you.
Then forced you to attend The Jerry Springer show. Yuck!!!!!

As I noticed you being blind-folded and tied up, a man gave me a thousand dollars
to keep quite.........

[Opera Ghost]

Unfortunately, the back door led to four men in black cloaks that shanghaied you.
Then forced you to attend The Jerry Springer show. Yuck!!!!!

As I noticed you being blind-folded and tied up, a man gave me a thousand dollars
to keep quite.........

Unfortunately you could not keep quite....that much money, as an IRS agent was trailing you.

All of a sudden, the buildings shook like an aftershock

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

unfortunately for the cloaked men, they unleashed the beast from down under, the Tasmanian Terror.....

I heard my chance to escape, so I fell to the ground and started rolling, as fast as I could, I gained speed as I rolled down the hill....

[Sean]

unfortunately, it was right into Devine's butt crack as he lay on the pavement trying to snort some dog poop for a new John Water's film....

I just saw Despicable Me...